The Scotsman chords

Well a [E]Scotsman clad in [A]kilt left a [B]bar one evening [E]fair
And [E]one could tell by [A]how he walked that he’d [E]drunk more than his [B]share
He [A]fumbled round un[E]til he could no [A]longer keep his [B]feet
Then he [E]stumbled off in[A]to the grass to [B]sleep beside the [E]street
[A]Ring ding diddle iddle [A]I de oh [E]ring di diddly I [B]oh
He [E]stumbled off in[A]to the grass to [B]sleep beside the [E]street

A[E]bout that time two [A]young and lovely [B]girls just happened [E]by
And [E]one says to the [A]other with a [E]twinkle in her [B]eye
[A]
See yon sleeping[E] Scotsman so[A] strong and handsome[B] built
I [E]wonder if it’s [A]true what they don’t [B]wear beneath the [E]kilt
[A]Ring ding diddle iddle [A]I de oh [E]ring di diddly I [B]oh
I [E]wonder if it’s [A]true what they don’t [B]wear beneath the [E]kilt

They [E]crept up on that [A]sleeping Scotsman [B]quiet as could [E]be
[E]
Lifted up his[A] kilt about an[E] inch so they could[B] see

And[A] there behold for[E] them to view[A] beneath his Scottish[B] skirt

Was[E] nothing more than[A] God had graced him[B] with upon his[E] birth
[A]Ring ding diddle iddle [A]I de oh [E]ring di diddly I [B]oh
Was [E]nothing more than [A]God had graced him [B]with upon his [E]birth

They [E]marveled for a [A]moment then one [B]said we must be [E]gone

Let’s[E] leave a present[A] for our friend[E] before we move[B] along
As a [A]gift they left a [E]blue silk ribbon [A]tied into a [B]bow
A[E]round the bonnie [A]star the Scots [B]kilt did lift and [E]show
[A]
Ring ding diddle iddle[A] I de oh[E] ring di diddly I[B] oh

[E]Around the bonnie[A] star the Scots[B] kilt did lift and[E] show

Now the [E]Scotsman woke to [A]nature’s call and [B]stumbled toward the [E]trees
Be[E]hind a bush he [A]lifts his kilt and [E]gawks at what he [B]sees

And[A] in a startled[E] voice he says to[A] what’s before his[B] eyes
O [E]lad I don’t know [A]where you been but I [B]see you won first [E]prize
[A]Ring ding diddle iddle [A]I de oh [E]ring di diddly I [B]oh

O[E] lad I don’t know[A] where you been but I[B] see you won first[E] prize