The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything Chords & Lyrics - Relient K

we'll just t[E]ell you, we don't do any[A]thing

well I've n[A]ever been to Greenland
and I've ne[D]ver been to Denver
and I've n[A]ever buried treasure in ST Louie or ST P[E]aul
and I've ne[A]ver been to Moscow
and I've ne[D]ver been to Tampa
and I've ne[A]ver been to Boston in the fa[E]ll

we are the pir[A]ates who don't do anyt[D]hing
[A] [E]
we just stay at home, and lie around
[A] [D]
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just t[E]ell you, we don't do anyt[A]hing

and I've ne[A]ver hoist the main sail
and I've ne[D]ver swabbed the poop deck
and I've ne[A]ver veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at a[E]ll
and I've ne[A]ver walked the gang plank
and I've ne[D]ver owned a parrot.
and I've ne[A]ver been to Boston in the fa[E]ll

we are the pir[A]ates who don't do any[D]thing
[A] [E]
we just stay at home, and lie around
[A] [D]
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just t[E]ell you, we don't do any[A]thing

I've ne[A]ver plucked a rooster
and I am n[D]ot too good at ping-pong

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the[A] wall
and I've ne[A]ver kissed a chipmunk,
and I've ne[D]ver gotten head lice
and I have ne[A]ver been to Boston in the f[E]all

and I've ne[A]ver licked a spark-plug
and I've ne[D]ver sniffed a stink bug
and I've ne[A]ver painted Daisies on a b[E]ig red rubber ball
and I've ne[A]ver bathed in yogurt
and I do[D]n't look good in leggings
and I've ne[A]ver been to Boston in the f[E]all

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