The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons - Veggietales

[ARCHIBALD] (Spoken)
N.C.
And now it's time for silly songs with Larry
The part of the show
Where Larry comes out and sings a silly son.

Joining Larry are Pa Grape and Mister Lunt
Who together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags:
'The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything'.

[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
We are the [C]pirates who don't do [F]anything
We just [C]stay at home and lay [G]around
And if you [C]ask us to do [F]anything
[C]We'll just [G]tell you...

[LARRY]
We don't do [C]anything


[PA GRAPE]
Well, I've [C]never been to Greenland
And I've [F]never been to Denver
And I've [C]never buried treasure in [G]St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've [C]never been to Moscow
And I've [F]never been to Tampa
And I've [C]never been to[G] Boston in the[C] fall

[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
[C]We're the pirates who don't do [F]anything
We just [C]stay at home and lay [G]around
And if you [C]ask us to do [F]anything
W[C]e'll just [G]tell you...

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
We don't do [C]anything!


[MISTER LUNT]
And I've [C]never hoist the mainstay
And I've [F]never swabbed the poop deck
And I've [C]never veer to starboard
'Cause I [G]never sail at all
And I've [C]never walked the gangplank
And I've [F]never owned a parrot
And I've [C]never been to [G]Boston in the [C]fall

[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
'Cause we're the [C]pirates who don't do [F]anything
We just [C]stay at home and lay [G]around
And if [C]you ask us to do [F]anything
W[C]e'll just [G]tell you we don't do [C]anything

[LARRY]
W[C]ell, I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm [F]not too good at ping pong
And I've [C]never thrown my mashed potatoes
[G]Up against the wall
And I've [C]never kissed a chipmunk
And I've [F]never gotten head lice
And I've [C]never been to [G]Boston in the [C]fall

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
Huh? What are you talking about?
What does a rooster or mashed potatoes
Have to do with being a pirate?

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
N.C.
Hey, that's right
We're supposed to sing about pirate-y things!

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?

[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken):
N.C.
I think you look like Cap'n Crunch.


[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
Huh? No I don't!


[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
N.C.
Do too!


[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
Do not!


[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
N.C.
You're making me hungry.


[PA GRAPE (Spoken)
N.C.
That's it, you're walking the plank!


[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
N.C.
Says who?


[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
Says the Cap'n, that's who!


[MISTER LUNT] (Spoken)
N.C.
Oh yeah?
Aye, aye, Cap'n Crunch!

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
Arrrgh!


[MISTER LUN] (Spoken)
N.C.
Yikes!


[LARRY]
And I've [C]never licked a spark plug
And I've [F]never sniffed a stinkbug
And I've [C]never painted daises
On a [G]big red rubber ball
And [C]I've never bathed in yogurt
And I [F]don't look good in leggings

[PA GRAPE] (Spoken)
N.C.
You just don't get it.


[PA GRAPE, MISTER LUNT, LARRY]
And we've [C]never been to [G]Boston in the [C]fall!