The Nice Guy Ballad chords

[Chords]
G: 320033

G/F: 200033

Em7: 022033

Cadd9: x32033

Cmadd9: x31033

F: xx3233

[INTRO]
e|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| |
B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| |
G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0-x--0-x-| |
D|----x----x----x----x-|----x----x-| |
A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1-x--0-x-| |
E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|----x----x-|

[G] [G/F] [Em7] [Cadd9]

[G]M’l[G/F]ady, [Em7] [Cadd9]
[G]Can you[G/F] hear m[Em7]e? [Cadd9]
[G]Please [G/F]don’t b[Em7]lock my num[Cadd9]ber again
[G]Look, I[G/F] jumped[Em7] through al[Cadd9]l your hoops
[G]We got [G/F]off on [Em7]the wrong f[Cadd9]oot
[G]But I w[G/F]ant to [Em7]prove to yo[Cadd9]u.
[G]That I’[G/F]m not o[Em7]bsessed wit[Cadd9]h sex

[Intervention]
[G] [G/F] [Em7] [Cadd9]

[G]Left on[G/F] seen [Em7] [Cadd9]
[G]Another[G/F] visit [Em7]to your Fac[Cadd9]ebook gallery
[G]This ti[G/F]me not [Em7]to masterba[Cadd9]te
[G]But ins[G/F]tead to[Em7] appreciate[Cadd9]
[G]Somethi[G/F]ng no m[Em7]an could do[Cadd9] as well as I can
[G]Somethi[G/F]ng that[Em7] shouldn’t [Cadd9]be for free
[G]Because[G/F] I’m th[Em7]e only guy [Cadd9]for you
[G]And you[G/F]’re the[Em7] only girl [Cadd9]for me

Cmadd9
So then why won’t you
[F]Show me your tits?

[G] [G/F] [Em7] [Cadd9]

[G]That re[G/F]straini[Em7]ng order [Cadd9]
[G]Was a b[G/F]it far [Em7] [Cadd9]
[G]All I d[G/F]id was [Em7]attach my t[Cadd9]racker onto your car
[G]That’s [G/F]not a f[Em7]elony [Cadd9]
[G]It’s no[G/F]t even [Em7]a crime [Cadd9]
[G]I just [G/F]want to[Em7] make sure [Cadd9]
[G]You’re [G/F]not see[Em7]ing any bla[Cadd9]ck guys
[G]Oh, who[G/F] am I k[Em7]idding? [Cadd9]
[G]A girl [G/F]as pure[Em7] as you [Cadd9]
[G]Would n[G/F]ever go[Em7] for a man [Cadd9]like me
[G]Because[G/F] you ar[Em7]e what real[Cadd9]ity is made of
[G]Even th[G/F]e part [Em7]that’s grit[Cadd9]ty

Cmadd9
So then why won’t you
[F]Show me your tits?

N.c
Consensually

[G](I’m a [G/F]gentlem[Em7]an what can[Cadd9] I say?
I'm also really metaly stable.)

[G]I’m gon[G/F]na kill[Em7] myself [Cadd9]
[G]If you [G/F]don’t g[Em7]o out with [Cadd9]me
[G]I mean,[G/F] it’s a[Em7] stretch [Cadd9]
[G]But blo[G/F]od is m[Em7]y dichotomy[Cadd9]
[G]I mean,[G/F] come o[Em7]n [Cadd9]
[G]I wrote[G/F] you a [Em7]fucking son[Cadd9]g
[G]I would[G/F]n’t hav[Em7]e done this[Cadd9] if you weren’t an attractive woman.

[G](Not… n[G/F]ot that[Em7] you’re jus[Cadd9]t a woman to me.
[G]Trust m[G/F]e, I’m [Em7]a sensitive[Cadd9] man.
[G]I can s[G/F]ee belo[Em7]w the skin.[Cadd9])

Cmadd9
So why won’t you
[F]Show me your tits?

[Repeat Intro]

[G]This isn’t where[G/F] it ends
[Em7]We all make our [Cadd9]mistakes
[G]And the world wi[G/F]ll keep on turning
[Em7]But it seems a l[Cadd9]ot slower
[G]When you’re not [G/F]around
N.c
Ill settle for a picture of your... feet
N.c
Ends on G (strum once [let ring])