The Legend Of Sailcat Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons - Cow And Chicken

There's [A#m]danger out on the nations' roads
They're [C#]paved with snakes and flattened toads,
And [G#]truckers drive in rigs so big
They can [A#m]flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee
And [F#]those who survive are a [A#m]lucky few,
But there's [D#]one brave cat who made it through
And I'm [D#m]here to tell the [F]tale to you of [A#m]Sailcat
[A#m]Sailcat? Sailcat

He was [A#m]huntin' for mouse to feed his face,
When [C#]strange radiation from outer space
Turned [G#]him into a super invincible cat
When a [A#m]truck ran him down with a hideous splat!
Ah, he [F#]couldn't be killed, but he [A#m]still could be squished
And he l[A#]ay in the passing lane s[D#m]hakin' his fist
Then some [F]kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist
And that was the birth of [A#m]Sailcat
Sailcat. [B]Sailcat

He [Bm]rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed,
And he [D]sliced it in two like a knife through a peach
One truck [A]half took the high road, the other the low
And the [Bm]message went out on CB radio:
"Breaker, [F]breaker, lookout, watch your back
Be afraid there's a [E]Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade."
So the [F#]feared and revered reputation was made of [Bm]Sailcat
Sailcat. [C]Sailcat

He's been [Cm]known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet
when a [D#]family of tapeworms was crossing the street
And when [A#]Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans
he has [Cm]even dropped by to help open some cans
And when [F#]someone's depressed or has had a bad day
He in[F]herently knows just the right thing to say
[F]"Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!"
Then he'll [D#]ask for a toss and [G]be on his way .... He's [Cm]sailcat!
[Cm]Sailcat!