The Dildo Song chords

[VERSE 1]

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[D]A knock came on my door one day and I went out to[A] see
[A]I saw my friend standing there this question he asked me
[D]He said I have a paper here I said [G]I think I know
You’re going around from house to[A] house to change the name Di[D]ldo
[D]I said now friend I will not sign to change this precious[A] name,
[A]I hope that every person here they will feel the [D]same
For God will travel with us wherever we ma[G]y go
And he will never l[D]augh and joke about the name Dil[G]do.

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[G]D stands for our dignity our name will never change
[D]And I stands for the innocent child who should never feel ash[A]amed
L we[D] fought for liberty and D for days of old
[D]While O spells out that loving word that we all call [A]Dildo

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[VERSE 2]

[D]Now when I die I’ll leave this place this home in whic[A]h I love
A[A]nd God will get me ready then to take me up [D]above
[D]He will take me by the hand forever we[G] will go
To a home he’s built [D]in heaven that he has named Dildo

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[G]D stands for our dignity our name will never change
[D]And I stands for the innocent child who should never feel ash[A]amed
L[D] we fought for liberty and D for days of old
[D]While O spells out that loving word that we all call [A]Dildo

[VERSE 3]

[D]Now Dildo is a little town that sits beside the sea
[A]You’ll Find the people oh so kind, with hospi[D]tality
[D]So come and take a visit, you’ll always be a [G]friend
There’s a welcome [D]mat on every door, don’t knock just come on in.

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[G]D stands for our dignity our name will never change
[D]And I stands for the innocent child who should never feel ash[A]amed
L we[D] fought for liberty and D for days of old
[D]While O spells out that loving word that we all call Dildo

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