The Christmas Song chords

[VERSE]
[G]So many presents,[D9] so little time
[G]Santa won't be [E9]coming
By my [F9]house this [D9]year
'Cause I [G]tried to drown my [E9]sister
And I [F9]pierced my [D9]ear
Oh [G]mama made it [E9]perfectly clear [F9]
Santa don't [D9]like bad boys [G] [E9]
[D9] Especially Jewish ones

[VERSE]
G[G]nip Gnop and [E9]LEGO blocks
Are [F9]what I [D9]desire
So, [G]why'd I have to [E9]set
The pizza guy's [F9]hair on [D9]fire
I [G]told him I was [E9]sorry, I'm a [F9]liar
So, [D9]no toys for me [G] [E9]
[D9] I don't deserve 'em

[BRIDGE]
I [Cmaj7]couldn't wait for a big wheel
As the [D]holiday neared
But [Em]then I told my [D]grandma
That she [C]had a beard

[VERSE]
[G]Rock 'em, Sock 'em [E9]robots
Is what [F9]I was hopin' [D9]for
But [G]then I made a [E9]death threat
To Vice [F9]President [D9]Gore
Oh [G]Santa won't be [E9]knockin' on my [F9]door
'Cause he's a [D9]big fat whore [G] [E9]
[D9] What made me say that!?

[BRIDGE]
[Cmaj7]Chutes and Ladders
Would be so [D]good indeed
So [Em]why'd I have to [D]sell
That cop a [C]bag of weed
[Cmaj7]So Santa please give me
My [D]Easy Bake Oven
I [Em]swear I thought [D]Billy goats
Were [C]made for lovin'

[VERSE]
So [G]Santa won't you
[E9]Accept my apo[F9]lo - [D9]gies
[G]Santa can't you [E9]see
I'm [F9]beggin' you [D9]please
Oh [G]Santa, next [E9]year
I'll do you [F9]right
Live from New [D9]York
It's Saturday [G]Night