The Chicken Song Chords & Lyrics - Misc Television - Spitting Image

Intro = [C] [G] [C] [G]

[VERSE 1]
It's the [C]time of year now that [F]spring is in the air
When those [G]two wet gits with their [C]girly curly hair
Make another song for ma[F]ronic holidays
That naus[G]iate ate ates in a [C]million different ways
From the shores of Spain to the [F]coast of southern France
No matter [D]where you hide you just can't es[G]cape this dance

[VERSE 1]
[G]Hold a [C]chicken in the air stick a [G]deck-chair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet and then [C]bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green then ex[F]tract your wisdom teeth
Form a [C]string quartet and pre[G]tend your name is [C]Keith

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[VERSE 2]
[A]Skin your[D]self alive learn to [A]speak Arapaho
Climb inside a dog and be[D]head an eskimo
Eat a Renault 4 wear sa[G]lami in your ears
Casse[D]role your gran disem[A]bowel yourself with [D]spears [A]

[BRIDGE]
The [D]disco is migrating the [G]sound is loud and grating
It's [E]truly nauseating let's [A]do the dance again

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[VERSE 3]
[B]Hold a [E]chicken in the air stick a [B]deck-chair up your nose
Yes you'll hear this song in the [E]holiday discos
And there's no escape in the [A]clubs or in the bars
You would [E]hear this song if you [B]holidayed in [E]Mars

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[VERSE 4]
[C#]Skin your[F#]self alive learn to [C#]speak arapaho
Climb inside a dog and be[F#]head an eskimo
Now you've heard it once your brain will [B]spring a leak
And though you [F#]hate this song you'll be [C#]humming it for [F#]weeks

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[D]Hold a [G]chicken in the air stick a [D]deck-chair up you nose
Buy a jumbo jet and then [G]bury all your clothes
La la la la la la la [C]la la la
La la [G]la la la la la [D]la la la la [G]la