The Bottom Line chords

[INTRO]
[C(add2)/E] [Fmaj7] [C(add2)/E] [Fmaj7]

[Pulitzer]
[C(add2)/E]Nunzio kno[Fmaj7]ws, when
He's c[Em7]utting my [Am7]hair:
T[Dm9]rim a bit h[G7]ere,
And then [Bb/C]trim a bit t[C7]here.
Just a [Fmaj7]modest adj[E7]ustment
Can f[Am7]atten the b[D7]ottom li[F/G]ne. [G7] [F/G] [G7]

[C(add2)/E]Shaving is t[Fmaj7]ricky:
The r[Em7]azor should f[Am7]loat
[Dm9]Shave me too c[G7]lose
And you [Bb/C]may slit my t[C7]hroat.
Its the s[Fmaj7]implest so[E7]lutions
That b[Am7]olster the b[D7]ottom li[F/G]ne [G7] [F/G] [G7]

[Fmaj7]Give me a week
And I'll tr[Em7]ain them to [Am7]be
Like an [Fmaj7]army that's marching to [Em7]war. [Am7]
P[G/A]roud of themselv[A7]es
And so g[F#m7]rateful to [Bm7]me,
They'll be b[Em7]egging to pay even m[G/A]ore! [A] [Gmaj7/A]
[A/G]When there's [D/F#]dirt on our [Gmaj7]shoes, boys,
For [F#m7]Gods sake, re[Bm7]lax!
[Em9]Why throw them [A7]out?
All we [C/D]need is some [D7]wax
Listen [Gmaj7]well to these [F#7]barbershop le[Bm7]ssons,
For t[E7]hey'll see you t[Em7b5]hrough. [Gm(maj7)] [Gm6]

[Employees]
When you're [F#m7]stuck in the [Gmaj7]muck you'll be f[F#m7]ine. [Gmaj7]
You'll [F#m7]erase any [Gmaj7]trace of decli[Em9]ne. [A7]

[Seitz]
With a [F#m7]trim

[Hannah]
And a [Gmaj7]snip

[Bunsen]
And a sh[F#m7]ine!

[Pulitzer]
And the p[Bm7]ow'r of the p[Em7]ress,
Yes[Gmaj7/A] ! Once [A7sus]again [A#dim] is m[Bm]ine!
[E9] Just a few com[E9]mon [Gmaj7/A]cents,
Gents, thats the b[A13]ottom [D/F#]line!

[Employees]
[D/F#]Every new [Gmaj7]outcome
It's [F#m7]income for [Bm7]you,
T[Em9]hanks to that b[A7]ottom [G/D]line! [D]