The Ballad Of Russell And Julie Chords & Lyrics - Misc Television - Doctor Who

[John]

[F]Julie and Rus[Gm]sell [Am]sat one [Gm]night,

[Gm]Russell sparked [Am]up a [Bb]Marlboro light

[Bb]Julie's [C]eyes were all a[Am]bla[F#dim]ze

As Ru[Bb]ss-ell[Am] tr[Gm]ied[F] to [Am]shun h[Bb]er g[C]aze

[F]He knew the look, h[Gm]e kne[Am]w the score [Gm]

[Gm]It seemed more m[Am]anic [Bb]than before

[Bb]Russell cr[C]inged in fear an[Am]d dread [F#dim]

As Ju[Bb] -li[Am]e p[Gm]ulled[F] him [Am]near a[Bb]nd s[C]aid…

[Catherine]

[F]Let's do it, let's do it! I've had a really good idea

[Bb]We'll recamp, make more camp

[F]A sci-fi show from yester-year

[Bb]I've had banter [Bbm]with Tranter

[F]Your written work will be held in the [Dm]Ming Mong Mantra

[Bb]Let's do it, [C]let's do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[E]Then he said...

[David]
[F]I can't do it, I can't do it! You're asking too far much of me

[Bb]I'm harassed, embarrassed

[F]I've watched the show since I was three

[Bb]Don't choose me, [Bbm]don't use me
[F]My mother sent a note to say you [Dm]must excuse me

[Bb]I can't do it, I[C] can't do it [F]tonight!


[John]

[E]So she said...


[Catherine]

[F]Let's do it, let's do it! We'll make a brand-new Doctor Who

[Bb]We've got Chris in, all's missing

[F]Is a side-kick and an all-Welsh crew

[Bb]It's not silly to [Bbm]ask Billie

[F]We'll film in every quarry from [Dm]here to Caerphilly

[Bb]Let's do it, [C]let's do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[E]Ooh, then he said...


[David]

[F]I can't do it, I can't do it! The pressure of the BBC

[Bb]I must email some young male

[F]to alleviate the stress on me

[Bb]I can't lock out, [Bbm]please lock out

[F]Images of Johnny B [Dm]getting his cock out

[Bb]I can't do it[C] , I can't do[F] it tonight!

[John]

[E]She replied…


[Catherine]

[F]Let’s do it, let’s do it! Phil okayed my offer to produce

[Bb]We’ll get Trac to take flack

[F]When he lets his raging temper loose

[Bb]My decision [Bbm]to use your vision

[F]Will make the show the best thing [Dm]on the television.

[Bb]Let’s do it, [C]let’s do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[E]And he squawked…


[David]

[F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it! Chris is giving up his role

[Bb]No Time Lord? Oh good Lord

[F]How're we gonna fill this whole

[Bb]It’s too complex, [Bbm]we’re all wrecks.

[F]My brain is overflowing like a [Dm]bloody Dalek

[Bb]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[E]She excitedly said…


[Catherine]

[F]Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ll get another Time Lord in

[Bb]Don’t sweat it, you can’t let it

[F]Make you sad and maudlin

[Bb]It’s not over, [Bbm]and moreover

[F]We’ll get the lovely fellow in from [Dm]Casanova

[Bb]Let’s do it, [C]let’s do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[E]And he yelled…


[David]

[F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I really think that I can’t cope

[Bb]More re-writes, no respite

[F]I think I’ve given up all hope

[Bb]It’ll get canned, [Bbm]it’ll be panned

[F]Lou says there’s no costumes in the [Dm]whole of England

[Bb]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[E]Then she proclaimed…


[Catherine]

[F]Let’s do it, let’s do it! Martha Jones is Freema Agyeman

[Bb]We’ll bring back Captain Jack

[F]To fight against the Cybermen

[Bb]We’ll cast a [Bbm]great Master

[F]He can plunge the planet into g[Dm]lobal disaster

[Bb]Let’s do it, [C]let’s do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[F#]Then he screamed…


[David]

[G]I can’t do it, I can’t do it! You’ve cast Australia’s pop princess

[C]It’s madness, my sadness

[G]Will make this episode a mess

[C]My panic is m[Cm]anic

[G]The uproar when I kill her off of the Titanic [Em]

[C]I can’t do it, I [D]can’t do it tonig[G]ht!

[John]

[F#]Then she expelled…


[Catherine]

[G]Let’s do it, let’s do it! The Doctor needs a brand new mate

[C]Don’t linger, go ginger

[G]I’m gonna bring back Catherine Tate

[C]I wanna, you[Cm]’re gonna,

[G]Reunite the Doctor with the fabulous Donna [Em]

[C]Let’s do it, let[D]’s do it tonig[G]ht!

[John]

[F#]He punctuated…


[David]

[F]I can’t do it, I can’t do it! I’ve gotten obsessed with E4’s Skins

[Gm]Writer’s block, please don’t mock

[F]It takes my mind off other things

[Bb]It’s so lame, [Bbm]I must blame

[F]Dirty thoughts I’m having about [Dm]Midshipman Frame

[Bb]I can’t do it, [C]I can’t do it [F]tonight!

[John]

[F#]Excitedly she said…


[Catherine]

[G]Let’s do it, let’s do it! To film abroad will get my vote

[C]I promise Ed Thomas

[G]Can’t bring Ancient Rome to Upper Boat

[C]It’s D-Day in [Cm]Pompeii

[G]The forums will be buzzing on Outpost Gallifre[Em]y

[C]Let’s do it, le[D]t’s do it toni[G]ght!

[John]
[F#]And he roared…


[David]

[G]I can’t do it, I can’t do it! The studio in Rome’s ablaze

[C]On fire, it’s dire

How the hell a[F]re you not phased?

[C]It’s mental, be [Cm]gentle

[G]They say the cause of fire was a Berkley Menthol [Em]

[C]I can’t do it, I c[D]an’t do it tonigh[G]t!

[John]

[F#]So she roared…


[Catherine]

[G]Let’s do it, let’s do it! We’ve got kids back behind settees

[C]Our mission, ambition

Was a s[G]how for all the families.

[C]We should try as our [Cm]goodbye

[G]A hassle-free excursion to sunny Dubai. [C]

[C]Let’s do it, le[D]t’s do it toni[G]ght!

[John]

[F#]So he shouted…


[David]

[G]Oh, let’s do it, let’s do it! I feel like I’ve been set free

[Bb]I won’t sweat it, now Moffat

[G]Is taking up the reins from me

[C]I can’t wait, it’[Cm]s just great

[G]I’ve got a cracking way for Dave to regen[Em]erate

[C]Let’s do it, le[D]t’s do it toni[G]ght!

[John]

[F#]Guess what?!?


[All]

[G]They did it, they did it! They opened up the TARDIS door

[C]They’re terrific, prolific

[G]Made it better than it was before

[C]A ‘thank you’ from [Cm]your crew.

[G]We crown you both the King and Queen of Doctor Who [Em]

[C]You did it, yo[D]u did it toni-[C]ght! [G]