The Ballad Of Little Ray Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Theus Ixion

[VERSE 1]
[G]Late last week on a [D]starry [A]night
[C]Ray came rollin' into [D]town
[G]Honkin' the horn of the [D]Geo [A]Metro
[C]That he was drivin' [D]around

[G]Well, he pulled up to a [D]honky-[A]tonk
[C]An he mosied right [D]inside
[G]Saw a mechanical bull [D]sittin' in the [A]corner
[C]So he thought he'd give it a [D]ride

[VERSE 2]

[G]He hit the switch and [D]pretty [A]quick
[C]He was flyin' cross the [D]bar
[G]Landed on the lap of a [D]grizzled [A]cowboy
[C]And busted his [D]guitar

[G]Well, the dude got mad and [D]pulled his [A]pistol
[C]Then he told Ray to [D]dance
[G]But Ray got so scared that [D]instead of [A]dancin'
[C]He just pissed his [D]pants

[BRIDGE]
[G]And Ray was the [D]biggest [A]sissy
[C]The town had ever [D]seen
[G]So they give some [D]earrings and [A]frilly panties
[C]So he could look just like a [D]queen.

[OUTRO]
[G]Now he's rolled on down to [D]another [A]town
[C]'Cause they all called him a [D]fool
[G]Now Ray's decided, instead of [D]bull [A]ridin'
[C]He'd just stick with [D]pool.

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