The Ass And The Hole chords

This [G]modern [C]age we [G]live in
It's [C]hard to figure out
Is any [G]body [C]out there [G]talkin
Has a [D]clue what they're [G]talking a [D]bout
There's [G]twisted trends and psychic friends and [C]tabloid UFOs
The wisest man with the [G]best laid plans might
[D]still say [D7]I don't [G]know
What do [D]you think? I say well....

They [C]must not be that different
The [D]ass and the [C]hole in the [G]ground
[C]They often are mis [G]taken for [D]each other I have found
Oh and [C]life rewards the [G]ones who try un [D]til they
got it [Em]down
The [C]difference be [G]tween [D]the ass and the [D7]hole in
the [G]ground

[G]Politics and OJ, Every [C]body's heard e [G]nough
[C]But no amount of [G]talking can change a [C]mind that's been made [D]up
We got [G]Presidential pillow talk, they [C]know just what to [G]say
[C]Whatever side you're on, one thing's for [D]certain either [G]way

They [C]must not be that different
The [D]ass and the [C]hole in the [G]ground
[C]They often are mis [G]taken for [D]each other I have found
Oh and [C]life rewards the [G]ones who try un [D]til they
got it [Em]down
The [C]difference be [G]tween [D]the ass and the [D7]hole in
the [G]ground

In the [F#]morning paper, in the [B]evening news
It [F#]seems so easy to [B]tell
When the [E]Lord looks down on the [A]things we do
He [G]might get angry and he might say [E]well
They [D]must not be that [A]different

[SOLO]
[D]Life rewards the [A]ones who try un [E]til they got it [F#m]down
The [D]difference be [A]tween the [E]ass the hole,
[D]Ye[A]ah their as[E]s and a ho[D]le [A]
The [E]ass and the hole in the [A]ground