Thank God Im A Man chords

Intro: [Dm]

[Dm]A man should call the toss
Wear the pa[F]nts, and be the boss
A m[C]an should be the drink
For his [Bb]own damn s[A]ake
[Dm]And men should the misters
And the [F]masters of their sisters
A ma[C]n should be the reason
For a [Bb]heart to b[A]reak
[Dm]A man should cut the lawn
Change the t[F]ire, mend the worn
A m[C]an should never wait
To oil a [Bb]rusting [A]gate
[Dm]Men should hold the key positions
In our co[F]untry's great traditions
A [C]man should put the food
Upon the [Bb]family p[A]late

[D]So, be moral
Don't quarrel
[G]Fair and square is [A]best
[D]Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you
[B]If you wear[F#] hair on your [A]chest
So alw[G]ays r[A]emember to [D]follow the r[Bm]ules

[G]Box clever

[Em]And jocks never
[A]Hock another jock's t[Dm]ools

[Dm]A man should wax a car
Fix a fus[F]e, and tend the bar
A ma[C]n should like his brow
To be [Bb]wet with s[A]weat
Men should k[Dm]now the right occasions
To ind[F]ulge in tax evasions
A m[C]an should know the settings
That his s[Bb]park plugs [A]get

[D]Faggots are m[G]aggots
Thank Go[F#]d I'm[A] a [D]man