Sweet As Whole chords

Capo on 3rd fret :)

Note (slide pattern): At the "fuck that guy he's just an asshole" line there's a little
slide starting at Gm and then sliding down 2 frets then 1 more fret than 2 more frets
than 2 more frets than 1 more fret than one more fret. That's the only way I know how to
explain it sorry. Or I guess you could just play Gm the whole line. If you listen to the
song though you'll hopefully understand it. I'll put "(slide pattern)" in the song where
you play it.

First verse:

[F]Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet
[C]Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve
[Gm]And I talk of ponies and rainbows and things
[Bb]And I'm just who you want me to be

[F]But like most creatures down here on the ground
[C]I'm composed of the elements moving around
[Gm]I grow and change and I shift and I switch
[Bb]And it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch

[C]But that only happens when I get provoked
[Gm]By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know
[C]And I sit and I write while reminding you all
[Bb]That mean songs are still better than going postal

[CHORUS]
[F]And that guy's an asshole
[C]That girl's a bitch
[Gm]Baby it's natural
[Bb]No getting away from it
[F]So sing it out with me
[C]And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole
[F]Assh[C]ole.[Gm] ...a[Bb]sshole

Second Verse:

[F]I see I've surprised you with some of my words
[C]And I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt
[Gm]And I hate to think that I've ruined the day
[Bb]Of the dick and the queen of the high horse parade

[F]But I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways
[C]You're a toxin

Wasting perfectly good space
[Gm]And I say what I think
[Bb]'Cause it's more economic

Than drugs or a drink

[CHORUS]

[F]And that guy's an asshole
[C]That girl's a bitch
[Gm]Baby it's natural
[Bb]No getting away from it
[F]So sing it out with me
[C]And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole

[BRIDGE]

[Bb]No I won't let him in,[Am] under my skin
[Gm]He's a sad sack of shit,[F] it's path[Am]etic
[Bb]Just a festering sore [Am]
Who will never be mo[Gm]re if I don't l[C]et him

[CHORUS]

[F]That guy's an asshole
[C]That girl's a bitch
[Gm]Baby it's natural
[Bb]No getting away from it
[F]So sing it out with me
[C]And then let it go
Gm (slide pattern)
Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole

Repeat once and fade out and end on F :)