Swearing At The Shop Girl Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs

[INTRO]
[Am] [C] [G] [D] [Am] [C] [G] [Em]

[VERSE 1]
I’m [Am]swearing at the [C]shop girl be[G]cause the price is [D]wrong;
The [Am]shelf it sang ‘on [C]offer’, but the [G]till a different [Em]song.
[Am]Just a tin of [C]beans; full price – [D]an extra 20[G]p;
Might [Am]not be much to [C]you but it’s a [D]fucking deal to [Em]me!

[Am] [C] [G] [D] [Am] [C] [G] [Em]

[VERSE 2]
I [Am]take a breath, [C]hold my tongue; ‘cause [G]really I can [D]tell
that [Am]20p to [C]her would mean a [G]bastard lot as [Em]well.
[Am]Crap job; [C]minimum wage; [D]treated like [G]shit;
Not [Am]her fault; [C]she’s checkout; [D]she didn’t do [Em]it.

[CHORUS]
Hit [Am]left against your sis[Em]ter;
Punch [Am]right against your bro[Em]ther;
And, [Am]if I say stop [Em]fighting, then kick [D]me. [G]
Hate [Am]those who don't de[Em]serve it;
Blame [Am]yourselves and one a[Em]nother;
You’ve [Am]tried every di[Em]rection but the [G]one that sets you [D]free!

[VERSE 3]
I’m [Am]swearing at the [C]shop girl be[G]cause the price is [D]wrong;
But the [Am]guy doing [C]signage had [G]been on shift too [Em]long.
The [Am]figures he was [C]working with, the [D]number one of[G]fender;
[Am]Database [C]contract won on the [D]lowest fucking ten[Em]der.

[Am] [C] [G] [D] [Am] [C] [G] [Em]

[VERSE 4]
Acco[Am]untants chose the [C]software: no tec[G]h. skills to [D]judge it;
But [Am]it was cheap; the [C]salesman neat; it [G]all came in on [Em]budget.
[Am]Manager likes the [C]system, and she [D]convinced the [G]board;
Now [Am]she’s back in con[C]tention for the [D]end of year [Em]awards.

[CHORUS]
Hit [Am]left against your sis[Em]ter;
Punch [Am]right against your bro[Em]ther;
And, [Am]if I say stop [Em]fighting, then kick [D]me. [G]
Hate [Am]those who don't de[Em]serve it;
Blame [Am]yourselves and one a[Em]nother;
You’ve [Am]tried every di[Em]rection but the [G]one that sets you [D]free!

[VERSE 5]
And [Am]up and up and [C]up it goes: a [G]pyramid of [D]rats;
Dire[Am]ctors and e[C]xecutives: [G]sycophantic [Em]twats.
[Am]Covering their [C]arses: thin[D]king of the [G]dough;
Cock-[Am]sucking [C]those above; [D]crapping on those [Em]below.

[Am] [C] [G] [D] [Am] [C] [G] [Em]

[VERSE 6]
Until [Am]you get to [C]‘number one’: fuck [G]all for him to [D]fear;
And a [Am]seat in the [C]Lords at the [G]end of his ca[Em]reer.
The [Am]tensions be[C]neath him are [D]just part of the [G]plot;
And [Am]all those 20[C]ps add up to a [D]brand new [Em]yacht!

[CHORUS]
Hit [Am]left against your sis[Em]ter;
Punch [Am]right against your bro[Em]ther;
And, [Am]if I say stop [Em]fighting, then kick [D]me. [G]
Hate [Am]those who don't de[Em]serve it;
Blame [Am]yourselves and one a[Em]nother;
You’ve [Am]tried every di[Em]rection but the [G]one that sets you [D]free!

[VERSE 7]
I’m [Am]swearing at the [C]shop girl be[G]cause the price is [D]wrong;
But the [Am]path through all the [C]scoundrels me[G]anders and it’s [Em]long.
A [Am]rancid com[C]mand chain; meri[D]tocracy back-to-[G]front;
I’m [Am]swearing at the [C]shop girl because the [D]CEO’s a [Em]cunt.

[CHORUS]
Hit [Am]left against your sis[Em]ter;
Punch [Am]right against your bro[Em]ther;
And, [Am]if I say stop [Em]fighting, then kick [D]me. [G]
Hate [Am]those who don't de[Em]serve it;
Blame [Am]yourselves and one a[Em]nother;
You’ve [Am]tried every di[Em]rection but the [G]one that sets you [D]free!

[CHORUS]
Hit [Am]left against your sis[Em]ter;
Punch [Am]right against your bro[Em]ther;
And, [Am]if I say stop [Em]fighting, then kick [D]me. [G]
Hate [Am]those who don't de[Em]serve it;
Blame [Am]yourselves and one a[Em]nother;
You’ve [Am]tried every di[Em]rection but the [G]one that sets you [D]free!

[D] [Em] [D] [Am]