Survival Song Chords & Lyrics - Ajj (andrew Jackson Jihad)

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[C] [G]
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[Am] [G] [C]

And [C]I broke my promise on a v[F]ery sharp rock
And I [C]was possessed by some[G]thing quite unfriendly
And I[C] was haunted by a d[Am]emon in my sleep
And that's how I learned how to s[C]urvive

And [C]I gave a beer to a [F]bum that was drinking
And [C]I gave some sauce to my [G]bestest friend for cooking
And [C]I gave wa[G]ter to all I [Am]thought were thirsty
And that's how I learned how to sur[C]vive

And [C]I gave my money to the ba[F]nk for safe keeping
And I [C]gave my money to my l[G]andlord he was needing it
And I[C] gave attention to [Am]the T.V. that was bleeding
And that's how I learned how to s[C]urvive

But [C]if you ain't got the do-r[F]e-mi boys
If you[C] ain't got the do-re-[G]mi
Well [C]you better go back [Am]to beautiful Texas
Oklahoma, Kansas, Georgia, Tennes[C]see
Calif[C]ornia's a garden of Eden,[F] a paradis[C]e to live in or se[G]e
But b[C]elieve it or not you w[Am]on't find it so hot
If you ain't got the [C]do-re-mi

And [C]we totally ripped off a m[F]an named Woody Gutherie
And I [C]bought a restaurant f[G]or his son named Alice
And I[C] fed false informat[Am]ion to the audience
And that's how I learned how to s[C]urvive

And [C]I give a thank-you to my [F]father for not raising me
And I [C]give a finger to my s[G]tep-father for beating me
And I[C] give props to myse[Am]lf for achieving
And god damn I'm glad that I surv[C]ived

I ju[C]st handed you a giant loa[F]d of gibberish
And I [C]give love to a lover [G]quite deserving of it
And I[C] give thanks to all[Am] of you for listening
To the story of how we learned ho[C]w to survive