Stoned chords

[INTRO]
[Em] [D] [C] [Em] [D] [C]

[VERSE 1]
Well, I must have been [G]stoned w[C]hen this whole thing [G]started [C] [G]
Cause [C]I just can't seem to think straight a[G]nymore [C] [G]
Ca[C]n't figure out where I'm at
Maybe [G]Memphis, maybe [D]Mexico
[Em]I think you're swell, but I [C]ain't gonna tell you [D]so
[Em]I think you're great, but it's [C]late and I'd better [D]go

[VERSE 2]
[D]Hitchhiked to [G]Rhome
[C]Take a Greyhound to [G]Fredricksburg [C] [G]
[C]Well I'm flat-out broke, I've been smoking butts for[G] days [C] [G]
[C]You say, "Maybe you can stay with me"
I say, "[G]Lady, that's a dangerous [D]plan"
[Em]You're quite a woman, but I [C]don't wanna be your [D]man
[Em]You're quite a kisser, but [C]listen close and [D]understand

[VERSE 3]
[D]Take a letter to [G]God
[C]"Dear Sir, I'm diss[G]atisfied [C] [G]
[C]Well it ain't Your fault they keep pouring salt on my [G]heart" [C] [G]
[C]All's I need is a brief reprieve
I keep leavi[G]ng, I ain't gettin' n[D]owhere
[Em]Won't you linger, let me [C]run my fingers through your [D]hair?
[Em]Won't you stay? I can [C]play like I don't [D]care
[Em]I think you're dope, and I [C]hope I'm making myself [D]clear
[Em]I think you're fly, and that's[C] why I'm getting out of [D]here

[OUTRO]
[D]Well, I must have been [G]stoned [C]
[C]Well, I must have been [G]stoned [C] [G]