Spattergroit Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - The Parselmouths

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[INTRO]
[C] [F] [G]

You [C]wake up one [F]morning
And [G]there on your face
Are [C]angry red [F]spots
That [G]you just can't erase
Well, you [C]scratch and you [F]pick
Hoping [G]they'll disappear
But [C]still they [F]remain
Just to [G]fill you with fear

Then [C]pustules of [F]purple
Ap[G]pear on your skin
And [C]then you must [F]know
How much [G]trouble you're in
It's [C]quite con[F]tagious
And [G]spreads 'round quite fast
So the [C]friends you [F]had
Are [G]now part of the past [Dm7]

So a [Am]pimple's annoying and [Em]acne's a pain
But [D]if you catch this your whole [Dm7]life's down the drain
'Cause [Am]spattergroit
{whoa-[Em]oh}
Isn't much [Am]fun
There's still more to come and there's [Em]still more to tell
Be[D]cause the disease is only [Dm7]half of the hell
'Cause [Am]spattergroit
{whoa-[Em]oh}
Isn't much [Am]fun

[C] [F] [G]

To [C]be rid of [F]this curse
Is [G]no easy deal
The [C]one cure ther[F]e is
Will [G]sure make you reel
Where [C]potions and [F]spells
May [G]work for the pox
The [C]spattergroit [F]cold
Is quite [G]hard to outfox

I [C]hope you like [F]liver
And [G]like being nude
For the [C]treatment of [F]this
Is dis[G]gusting and crude
The dis[C]ease may be [F]fatal
So [G]please start to act
Our [C]only wish [F]here
Is to [G]keep you intact [Dm7]

Well, the [Am]cure may be funny and the [Em]name may appeal
But [D]you won't be laughing when [Dm7]standing in eels
'Cause [Am]spattergroit
{whoa-[Em]oh}
Isn't much [Am]fun
As you laugh at it now I [Em]wish you the best
So [D]please heed this warning as you [Dm7]don't want a test
'Cause [Am]spattergroit
{whoa-[Em]oh}
Isn't much [Am]fun

'Cause [Am]spattergroit
{whoa-[Em]oh}
Isn't much [Am]fun...