Sobbin Women chords

[VERSE 1]
Tell ya 'b[C]out them sobbin' women
Who li[F]ved in the Roman d[C]ays.
It se[F]ems that they all went sw[C]immin'
While their m[G]en was off to gr[G7]aze.
Well, a R[C]oman troop was ridin' by
And s[F]aw them in their "[B7]me oh my",
So they t[F]ook 'em all back h[Em]ome to d[Am]ry.
Least th[Dm]at's what Plutarch s[G7]ays.
Oh y[C]es!

[CHORUS 1]
Them a woman was so[C]bbin', sobbin', sobbin'
F[F]it to be t[C]ied.
Ev'ry muscle was th[C]robbin', throbbin'
F[F]rom that riotous r[G7]ide.
Seems they cr[C]ied and kissed and kissed and cried
[F]All over that Roman co[C]untryside
So don't forget that w[A7]hen you're ta[G]kin' a b[C]ride.
S[A7]obbin' [G]fit to be t[C]ied
F[A7]rom that r[G]iotous r[C]ide!

[VERSE 2]
They never d[C]id return their plunder
The v[F]ictor gets all the l[C]oot.
They c[F]arried 'em home, by th[C]under,
To r[G]otundas small but c[G7]ute.
And you've ne[C]ver seen
So they tell me, such do[F]wnright domesti[B7]city.
With a R[F]oman baby [Em]on each k[Am]nee
Named "Cl[Dm]audius" and "Br[G7]ute"
O[C]h yes!

[CHORUS 2]
Them a women was so[C]bbin', sobbin', sobbin',
pa[F]ssin' them ni[C]ghts.
While the Romans was g[C]oin' out hobnobbin',
Sta[F]rtin' up fi[G7]ghts.
They kept o[C]ccupied by sewin' lots
of li[F]ttle old t[C]ogas for them tots
and sayin' "someday w[A7]omen fo[G]lks'll have r[C]ights."
P[A7]assin' a[G]ll o' them n[C]ights. (Adam: Just sewin'!)
W[A7]hile the Ro[G]mans had fi[C]ghts.

[VERSE 3]
Now when their m[C]en folk went to fetch 'em
The w[F]omen would not be fe[C]tched.
It s[F]eems when the Romans k[C]etch 'em
their l[G]ady friends stay ke[G7]tched.
Now l[C]et this be because it's true,
A les[F]son to the l[B7]ikes of you,
Rough ‘em u[F]p like them there R[Em]omans [Am]do
Or e[Dm]lse they'll think you're te[G7]tched.
O[C]h yes!

[CHORUS 3]
Them a women was so[C]bbin', sobbin', sobbin'
bu[F]ckets of te[C]ars (Adam: Mighty sad!)
On account ol' do[C]bbin', dobbin',
rea[F]lly rattled their e[G7]ars. (Adam: And that aint all)
Oh they a[C]cted angry and annoyed
But s[F]ecretly they was o[C]verjoyed
You might recall that w[A7]hen cor[G]ralin' your st[C]eers
Oh, oh, oh, [A7]oh them [G]poe little d[C]ears.
[C]Adam: What are you sittin’ there for? Why don't we go down and get ‘em? (stated)
Brothers: Oh y[C]es! (sung)

[Chorus 4] (Sung by the Brothers) Adams part:
Them a women was so[C]bbin', sobbin', sobbin' Oh yeah
We[F]epin' a t[C]on Them sobbin' women
Just remember what Ro[C]bin, Robin, Robin Oh yeah
Ho[F]od woulda d[G7]one. Them sobbin' women

We'll be j[C]ust like them there merry men Yeah
And ma[F]ke 'em all merry on[C]ce again. Them sobbin’ women
[And tho[F]ugh they'll be a-so[B]bbin' for a wh[Em]ile] And though they’ll be a-sobbin’ for a while
Oh yes!
Unison: We're gonna m[C]ake them sobbin' w[F]omen sm[C]ile!