[Eb6]Smut! [Ebm]Give me Smut and nothing [Bb]but! [C7]A dirty novel I can't [Cm7]shut,
[F7] [Bb6] [Bdim] [F7] [Bb7]
if it's un-cut! and un-subt---------tle.
[Eb]I've never quibbled, [Bb7]if it was ribald,
I would de-vour, where [Eb]others merely nibbled,
As the [G7]judge remarked the day that he ac-[Cm]quitted my Aunt Hortense,
To be [F7]smut, it must be utterly with-[Bb7]out redeeming social importense.
[Eb6]Por - [Ebm]nographic pictures I a-[Bb]dore.
[C7]Indecent magazines ga-[Cm7]lore,
I like them [D7]more, If they're hard-[Gm]core! [Bb7]
[Eb](Spoken): Bring on the obscene movies, [E]murals, p[F]ostcards, neckties, [F#]samplers,
[G]Stained glass [Ab]windows, tatoo[A]s, anythin[Bb]g! [Bb7]More, More, I'm still not satisfied.
(Sung)[Eb]Stories of tortures, [Bb7]used by debauchers, lurid , licentious and [Eb]vile.
[Bb7]Make me [Eb]smile. [Bb7] [Eb] [Bb7] [Eb]Novels that pander to [Bb7]my taste for can-dor,
give me a pleasure su[Eb]blime. (spoken): Let's [Bb7]face it, I love [Eb]slime.
[Eb7](Sung):All [Ab]books can be indecent books though recent books are bolder,
For [Eb]filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the be-[C7]holder.
[Fm]When correctly viewed, [Db]Everything is lewd.
(Spoken): I could [F7]tell you things about Peter Pan and the [Bb7]wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!
I [Eb6]thrill[Ebm] to any book like Fannie [Bb]Hill.[C7] And I suppose I always [Cm7]will.
[F7]If it is swill, and really [Bb6]fil [Bdim] - [F7]thy. [Bb7]
[Eb]Who needs a hobby, like [Bb7]tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: re-r[Eb]eading Lady CHatterly.
But [G7]now they're trying to take it all a-[Cm]way from us unless we take a [F7]stand,
and hand in hand we fight for [Bb7]freedom of the press, In other words,
[Eb6]Smut! [Ebm] Like the adventures of a [Bb]slut.[C7] Oh I'm a market they can't [Cm7]glut.
I don't know [F7]what, compares with [Bb]Smut. [Fm6]Hip Hip Hoo-[G7]ray!
[C7] [Ebm] [Bb] [F#7] [G7] G37 [A7] [B7] [Bb]
(Spoken): Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!(Sung)Don't let them take it away.
[F7] [Bb6] [Bdim] [F7] [Bb7]
if it's un-cut! and un-subt---------tle.
[Eb]I've never quibbled, [Bb7]if it was ribald,
I would de-vour, where [Eb]others merely nibbled,
As the [G7]judge remarked the day that he ac-[Cm]quitted my Aunt Hortense,
To be [F7]smut, it must be utterly with-[Bb7]out redeeming social importense.
[Eb6]Por - [Ebm]nographic pictures I a-[Bb]dore.
[C7]Indecent magazines ga-[Cm7]lore,
I like them [D7]more, If they're hard-[Gm]core! [Bb7]
[Eb](Spoken): Bring on the obscene movies, [E]murals, p[F]ostcards, neckties, [F#]samplers,
[G]Stained glass [Ab]windows, tatoo[A]s, anythin[Bb]g! [Bb7]More, More, I'm still not satisfied.
(Sung)[Eb]Stories of tortures, [Bb7]used by debauchers, lurid , licentious and [Eb]vile.
[Bb7]Make me [Eb]smile. [Bb7] [Eb] [Bb7] [Eb]Novels that pander to [Bb7]my taste for can-dor,
give me a pleasure su[Eb]blime. (spoken): Let's [Bb7]face it, I love [Eb]slime.
[Eb7](Sung):All [Ab]books can be indecent books though recent books are bolder,
For [Eb]filth (I'm glad to say) is in the mind of the be-[C7]holder.
[Fm]When correctly viewed, [Db]Everything is lewd.
(Spoken): I could [F7]tell you things about Peter Pan and the [Bb7]wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!
I [Eb6]thrill[Ebm] to any book like Fannie [Bb]Hill.[C7] And I suppose I always [Cm7]will.
[F7]If it is swill, and really [Bb6]fil [Bdim] - [F7]thy. [Bb7]
[Eb]Who needs a hobby, like [Bb7]tennis or philately?
I've got a hobby: re-r[Eb]eading Lady CHatterly.
But [G7]now they're trying to take it all a-[Cm]way from us unless we take a [F7]stand,
and hand in hand we fight for [Bb7]freedom of the press, In other words,
[Eb6]Smut! [Ebm] Like the adventures of a [Bb]slut.[C7] Oh I'm a market they can't [Cm7]glut.
I don't know [F7]what, compares with [Bb]Smut. [Fm6]Hip Hip Hoo-[G7]ray!
[C7] [Ebm] [Bb] [F#7] [G7] G37 [A7] [B7] [Bb]
(Spoken): Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!(Sung)Don't let them take it away.
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