Side Of Fries chords

[INTRO]
[Bm] [G] [Bm] [G]

[VERSE 1]
I was[D] walking down the street one day

And my mind was in a slide
[D]When this well-dressed, all-dressed, hot dog said

"French fries on the side”
He was [E]golden brown and about six feet long

His bun was toasted fast
As [G]he turned away, he did remark
"[A7]Frankfurts built to last”

[CHORUS]
Well, my [D]momma didn’t tell me
And my [A7]poppa didn’t [D]say
This [A7]world’s a busy place
And time just wastes a[D]way
[F]Brother didn’t happen
And [C]sister never stayed
[A7]Momma hardly opened
And [G]Poppa never [A7]played [D] [A7] [D]

[VERSE 2]

Once I came home with a brand new suit

And a charge account to boot
[D]There was a Chevrolet sitting on the couch

With a Cadillac ready to toot
[E]After drinks and conversation too

‘Bout the meaning of inner need
[G]Said, you’re a man for real, Yes, it’s a deal
Satis[A7]faction’s guaranteed

[CHORUS]
Well, my [D]momma didn’t tell me
And my [A7]poppa didn’t [D]say
This [A7]world’s a busy place
And time just wastes a[D]way
[F]Brother didn’t happen
And [C]sister never stayed
[A7]Momma hardly opened
And [G]Poppa never [A7]played

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[D] [A7] [D] [E] [G] [A7]

[CHORUS]
Well, my [D]momma didn’t tell me
And my [A7]poppa didn’t [D]say
This [A7]world’s a busy place
And time just wastes a[D]way
[F]Brother didn’t happen
And [C]sister never stayed
[A7]Momma hardly opened
And [G]Poppa never [A7]played [D] [A7] [D]

[VERSE 3]

I was lying on my desk at ease

Cancelling the afternoon
[D]When the door swung open to a fruit of the loom

Screaming, "Smoke me to the moon”
[E]He was a xenophobe with a .38

Besides a ruptured spleen
[G]But I kept my cool, as he slowly drooled
Only [A7]Brand X cleans to clean

[CHORUS]
Well, my [D]momma didn’t tell me
And my [A7]poppa didn’t [D]say
This [A7]world’s a busy place
And time just wastes a[D]way
[F]Brother didn’t happen
And [C]sister never stayed
[A7]Momma hardly opened
And [G]Pappa never [A7]played [D] [A7] [D]