Should Have Kept Jax Beer Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Larry Hayes

[INTRO]
[D] [C] [G] [G7] [Em]

[VERSE 1]
[D]Deadpool says it right about [C]Jax,
[G]if you don't want a murde[G7]r, or
[D]a gun against [A]your [A7]head.
[D]They got a dirty beach here,
[C]and life in't [G]so [G7]gay, and
[D]the Baptists ask you to[C] pay,
[G]it's less than [G7]equal for [D]those who [C]party and [G]play.[G7]

[CHORUS]
[D]Well, Deadpool says it right,
[C]it's time to go,
[G]Jax has some Southland holes[G7] ,
[D]the [C]crimerate is out o[G]f contol[G7] ,
[D]the roads are [C]bad, and
[G]the politicians are on the [G7]dole.
[D]They should have [C]kept J[G]ax beer [G7]here![D]

[VERSE 2]
[D]Stan Lee is [C]gone, but
[G]Marvel [G7]Comics is st[A]ill in Or[A7]lando.
[D]Why can't we have [C]Captain [G]Marvel, or[G7]
[Em]Deadpool to [A]save [A7]Jax?

[BRIDGE]
[D]They say Florida in the [C]wintertime has the [G]brightest [G7]sunshine, but
[Em]Jax in the winter is c[A]old with overcast [A7]skies.

[CHORUS]
[D]Well, Deadpool says it right,
[C]it's time to go,
[G]Jax has some Southland holes[G7] ,
[D]the [C]crimerate is out o[G]f contol[G7] ,
[D]the roads are [C]bad, and
[G]the politicians are on the [G7]dole.
[D]They should have [C]kept J[G]ax beer [G7]here![D]

[VERSE 3]
[D]Now, it's he largest city in the U.[C]S.A.,
[G]it also has the biggest share of c[G7]loseted [A]queers[A7] .
[D]To be the biggest city in the [C]land,
[G]just ask the Last Frontier State[G7] ,
[D]it ain't always the [C]best to be the [G]biggest in ma[G7]ss, and
[D]with their seven [C]bridges here,
[G]there [G7]ain't no [A]Golden Gate.[A7]

[CHORUS]
[D]Well, Deadpool says it right,
[C]it's time to go,
[G]Jax has some Southland holes[G7] ,
[D]the [C]crimerate is out o[G]f contol[G7] ,
[D]the roads are [C]bad, and
[G]the politicians are on the [G7]dole.
[D]They should have [C]kept J[G]ax beer [G7]here![D] x2

[OUTRO]
[D] [C] [G] [G7] [D]