Shed Be Far Better Off With You Chords & Lyrics - Andrew Lloyd Webber

ALEX [G]I should [D]never have come [C]back here...

GEORGE Oh, don't talk such nonsense!
ALEX [G]I'll bow [D]out now --
It's the [C]decent thing to do.
GEORGE Don't be abs[G]urd.
ALEX I'm a dis[A]aster...
GEORGE Oh, come, c[C]ome!
ALEX ...It wouldn't [Em]last a week [C] --
She'd be far b[D]etter off with y[G]ou.

GEORGE [G]You two h[D]ave your lives b[C]efore you.

ALEX It would end in murder...
GEORGE I[G]'m too o[D]ld for her --
It's h[C]igh time I withdrew.
ALEX Your place is h[G]ere.
GEORGE The jowls are d[A]ropping...
ALEX It's the l[C]ight.
GEORGE ...The paunch needs [Em]propping up [C] --
She'd be far be[D]tter off with y[G]ou.

BOTH Your words are g[A]enerous and selfless,
But al[C]as untrue [Em] -- [C]
She'd be far [D]better off with [G]you.

ALEX [G]You are st[D]eeped in wit and w[C]isdom.

GEORGE Well, I've learnt the odd thing...
ALEX [G]You could te[D]ach George Bernard [C]Shaw

A thing or two!
GEORGE I had a [G]go...
ALEX You've dined with [A]Garbo...
GEORGE Only [C]twice.
ALEX ...Translated "[Em]La Boheme" -[C] -
She'd be far b[D]etter off with y[G]ou.

GEORGE Y[G]ou're athle[D]tic.
ALEX You're dist[C]inguished.

GEORGE You don't cheat at croquet.
ALEX Y[G]ou're more s[D]easoned.
GEORGE You can s[C]kate.

ALEX You're in "Who's Who".
GEORGE Just half an i[G]nch.
ALEX We're talking [A]drivel.
GEORGE So we [C]are.
BOTH Can't we be [Em]civilized?
[C]She'd be far [D]better off with [G]you.

Your words are g[A]enerous and selfless,
But [C]alas untrue [Em]
[C]It's only [D]Rose that matters![G]
Just take a [A]look; there's no comparison
Betw[C]een us two -[Em] -
[C] She'd be far b[D]etter off with y[G]ou!