Serpent Who Guards The Gates Of Hell chords

[C] x32010
[Am7] x02010
[D] xx0232
[Dsus] xx0233
[G] 320003
[Em] 022000
[F#] 20xxxx

I'm not saying don't trust all women, I'm saying, you know, be careful. Every
woman is different. What it's saying is basically, if you're in a relationship,
great. In fact if you were going out with her for over 2 years and you've actually
bought her an engagement ring and you're totally loyal to her... Just be careful
at a new years eve party that she doesn't get pissed out of her head and you find
her in the toilet on all fours with Phil Hickley.

[Em] Man[F#]dy [G]Wier[?]
the [C]lady with the flaming [Am7]hair (sorta ginger)
[Em]she's not what [F#]she [G]seems
[C]she will crush your [Am7]dreams
[C]don't loo[Am7]k in her loving [G]eyes
[C]she's a [Am7]demon in dis[G]gui[D]iis[Dsus]eee
[C]and soon [Am7]only time will [G]tell
she's the [Em]serpent who [D]guards the gates of [Em]hell

Ba ba dow! And then the whole band would kick in, Forgone Conclusion, and err
like, Mammogram would do a mental solo.

Who's Mammogram?

Mammogram, that was our lead axeman. That wasn't his real name, his real name was Craig Monkford.