Seamus Just Wants To Be Famous Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - Mike Carey

Oh, [G]I want to write a song, not too short, not too long,

I'll g[Em]et respect from all the lads, (who's your man, he's not bad)

I need[C] not wait too long, I'll write song after song,

[D] (once)
It'll be me on MTV, doing a duet with Elton John

I'll b[G]ecome so big and famous, I'll change me name to Seamus,

Be the[Em] coolest of the Paddy's, who's your feckin daddy

The gi[C]rls in the crowd, screaming really loud,

"[D]Oh Seamus you're the best, will you sign me massive chest?"

Well I[G]'m sorry maiden Michelle, I'm a pure professional

I won'[Em]t have antics in me trailer, so treat me like a sailor

"[C]But what about your shows, at every one we have been?",

[D](Once) [D]
I'm sorry girls it's not my fault but you're only 15

Oh I w[G]on't walk down the street cause I'll be up the fucking walls

Everyo[Em]ne will want a kiss, and sure grab or rub me balls,

I'll b[C]e hyper, hyper, hyper, I will not shleep at night

[D](once)
Ashtounded by the fact that I can even sell my shite

(Slower) [G]
But sometimes I think to myself, "Ar I'd be better off just being me"

And pl[C]ay my songs for my friends on the [D]sofa side of MTV

Oh I t[C]hink of Spirituality, H[D]ymns and going to mass,

But you know I'd t[C]rade it all, for Rock n Roll, so I coul[D]d hire a guy to wipe my ass

Oh the[G]re's one thing I won't do, If i make it really big,

I won'[Em]t end up like Shnoopy Dogg with fucking pig tails and a shmig,

And al[C]l your songs are cat, the lads think you're a twat,

[D](once)
And why If you can see us do you insist on asking "where are y'all at?"

I mean[G] your grammar is atrocious, it should be "where are ye?"

[Em] (once)
sure the only Youghal that we know, is a Cork town by the see

And if[C] we started hanging out, down in Youghal or anything,

I'd ca[D]tch you by the pigtails, swing you round and fuck you in,

[G] (stop playing)
Now, and in me videos, I'd bust a move, or grab me crotch

[Em] (once)
And where you'd be off saying "bitch", I'd be saying "biatch"

I'm dr[C]iving in me flashy car, the girlies all along side me,

Oh fuc[D]kin hell there's Snoop, if I duck down will you hide me?

And he sang,

&[G]quot;Seamus, he just want's to[Em] be famous"

H[C]e's about 13 new women on the[D] go

S[G]eamus he just wants to be f[Em]amous

A[C]nd he'll keep his eye on that[D] goal

Spoken - (Now for the high bit, go on Seamus)

L[G]aaaa, la la la la la l[Em]aaaa

la la la la la l[C]aaaa

la la la la la l[D]aaaa

Spoken - ( A[D]nd he sang it again, even though the crowd we're shouting at him, and
telling him to fuck off, he sang..)

L[G]aaaa, la la la la la l[Em]aaaa

la la la la la l[C]aaaa

la la la la la l[D]aaaa

Spoken - (A[D]nd at this stage the auditorium was empty, it was just some fella sweeping up
auld litter down the back and he still going, and he said..)

L[G]aaaa, la la la la la l[Em]aaaa

la la la la la l[C]aaaa

[D] (stop playing)
la la la la la laaaa

Then someone came up and plugged him out!