Santas In The Closet chords

[INTRO]
[Gm] [C] [Gm] [C]
[Gm] [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 1]
[Gm]Santa Claus is in the closet, [C]Santa's in the water closet
[Gm]Takin' off his leotard, [C]PJs, underwear
[Gm]Oh, ho-ho-ho [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 2]
[Gm]Santa's gone and lost his apron, [C]Santa's cooking up some bacon
Cre[Gm]ates his luncheon on the lavvy, [C]breadcrumb took away
Grumb [Gm]naggh [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 3]
[Gm]Santa's in the closet over [C]there, not really home
[Gm]Sisters have a go over [C]there, hurry on home
No [Gm]no [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 4]
[Gm]Sixty candles, make a wish, [C]Santa's cake is on the dish
[Gm]Steady, hits the rock instead, [C]rocking at the kitchen [Gm]door
[Gm] [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 5]
[Gm]Santa Claus is in the closet, [C]Santa's in the water closet
[Gm]Takin' off his leotard, [C]PJs, underwear
[Gm]Oh, ho-ho-ho [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 6]
[Gm]18 karat, ginger snap, [C]pedal pushers coming back
[Gm]Santa Clauses will not bag it [C]but he doesn't know
[Gm]Jack[Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 7]
[Gm]Tried his luck with soldier boy, [C]smuggled spices at the door
[Gm]Maggie's baby thinks he's got a doable trap [C]and he doesn't know
[Gm]Jack[Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 8]
[Gm]Up this forest pull the latch,[C] half the crew steps down the hatch
[Gm]Santa's movin' down the floor, in[C]tend that's making stone cones
[Gm] [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 9]
[Gm]Santa Claus is at the bar, [C]Santa wants to break the law
[Gm]Santa's goin', goin' down and [C]Santa wants to go to hell
[Gm] [Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 10]
[Gm]18 karat, ginger snap, [C]pedal pushers coming back
[Gm]Santa Clauses will not bag it [C]but he doesn't know
[Gm]Jack[Dm] [Gm] [C]

[VERSE 11]
[Gm]Santa's looking in the closet, [C]hiding things and feeling lousy
[Gm]I don't know how he got there or [C]what he's doing here