Sad Songs Intermission chords

[VERSE]
They say am[C]bition is an enemy of [F]greatness.
And [C]greatness is an enemy of [G]fame.
When I [C]pick up my guitar and I [F]try to write a song
I [C]think of what my [G]mentor used to [C]say.
Who fucking [F]gives a rat's ass [G]Steve, just write a love [C]song.
Cause they'll [F]keep your belly [G]full and your wallet [C]lined.
Don't [F]bother these nice [G]people with your [C]sad [Em]sack [Am]songs.
If you ask [F]me I think they're [G]just a waste of [C]time.
Inspi[C]ration is the best friend of my [F]sorrow
and [C]sorrow is the best friend of my [G]drink.
Well I [C]want to look myself in the eye [F]tomorrow
but I'm too [C]worried of what [G]other folk's will [C]think.
Who fucking [F]gives a rat's ass [G]Steve, just write a [C]love song.
See a [F]counselor if you need to [G]ease your troubled [C]mind.
And can you [F]please sit over [G]there I don't want you [C]crying [Em]in my [Am]beer.
[F]Do you want some [G]cheese with that [C]whine?

[SOLO]
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[VERSE]
There's a [F]song that I keep [G]trying to sing to [C]no-one
but I'm a[F]fraid that it's too [G]short or it's too [C]long.
And to [F]add to all the [G]things that I'm a[C]fraid [Am]of,[Em]
the de[F]vil stopped [G]sending me his [C]songs.
And the [C]troubles in my heart need to get [F]let out.
And the [C]troubles in my heart need to [G]escape.
And I [C]never liked writing poetry and I [F]never liked doing pottery.
And God [C]knows that I [G]never learned to [C]paint.
So every [F]now and then,[G] I'll sing a [C]sad song
'Cause it [F]keeps my spirit [G]light and my conscience [C]clean.
And if [F]you don't care to [G]hear I don't mind if you [C]go out [Em]for some [Am]air.
'Cause I'm [F]happy that you're [G]happier than [C]me.
I'm [F]happy that you're [G]happier than [C]me.
I'm [F]happy that you're [G]happier than [C]me[Em] . [Am] [G] [F] [C]