Rockin Around The Pole chords

[VERSE 1]

[G]You’ve heard how Santa rides around on Christmas Eve,

And all that jingle jangle ‘blah, blah, blah’

But did you know, on Christmas day
[C]When he puts away his sleigh
He throws the [D]hottest office [A]party that you [D]ever saw!

[CHORUS]

[G]And we’re all rock, rock, rockin’ around the pole
Where the Northen Lights are [D]bright,
[G]Rock, rock, rockin‘ a[C]round the pole,
We’ll [A]rock that [D]pole all [G]night!

[VERSE 2]

We don't serve milk and [Em]cookies,
We got [C]gin and [D]scotch,
And [G]so much [Em]mistleto[D]e,
Elves are [G]dancin' on the tables
And [C]streakin' through the [Cm]stables
And [D]makin' out in [A]corners like a [D]ho ho ho!
Oh, we're [G]lighting up the tree
And playing [C]Truth or Dare
And [G]swinging from the [Gm]chande[G]lier

And when we hang a stocking
On a [C]doorknob, don't come knocking

(spoken)
And, [D]hey, who took the sleigh out on a run for more beer?

[CHORUS]

We're [G]rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
Where the northern lights are bright[A] [D]
[G]Rock, rock, rockin' a[C]round the pole
We'll [A]rock that [D]pole all [G]night!

[VERSE 3]

There's [C]one thing every girl and [Cm]boy should know
It's that [G]elves can't hold their booze
Jinx and [Em]Sugar Plum are flying
And Joy is straight up [A]crying!
And [A7]Pixie and Gingersnap [D]got tattoos!
Then [C]Mrs. Claus cranks the [Cm]music 'cause
She [G]knows how to entertain, dear
And [Em]Santa [B]shouts, "Hey, [Em]Mrs. [A]Claus!"
[G]"You rock the pole, and [Em]I'll [D7]make it reindeer."
[Cm7]"You rock the pole, and [Fm]I'll make it [D#]reindeer!"

[CHORUS]

[G#]Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
Where the northern lights are bright[A#m] [D#7]
[G#]Rock, rock, rockin' a[C#]round the pole
We'll [A#]rock that [D#]pole all [G#]night

[BRIDGE]

[G#]We've waited very patient
[G#]For one day of vacation
[G#]The dancers on the floor are
[G#]As hot as a Me[C#]norah
And [G#]Cupid's acting stupid

And Comet starts to vomit

No children are invited

'Cause this party is the bomb! It's-

[CHORUS]

[A]Rock, rock, rockin' around the pole
Where the northern lights are [B]bright[E]
[A]Rock, rock, rockin' a[D]round the pole
We'll [B]rock that [E]pole all [A]night

[OUTRO]

Well, we'll [D]rock the pole-
Oh, it's [B]out of con[A]trol!

Tomorrow we'll have traces
Of eggnog in weird [E]places
We'll [B]rock that pole [E]
all [A]night!