Roadkill Christmas chords

Intro:[G] - [D] - [Gsus4]

[VERSE 1]
[G]Got my dog and 6-pack i[D]nside my truck
My wife rides in the back because s[G]he won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights and th[C]ough it might be a sin
I gunn[G]ed the mo[C]tor and r[D]un over h[G]im

[CHORUS 1]
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Chris[G]tmas
[C]Venison [D]pretende[G]rized
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Ch[Em]ristmas [C]
'Cause they fr[G]eeze when t[D]he lights hi[G]t their eyes

[VERSE 2]
[G]She loaded him into the[D] back of the truck
I was driving us home, that's [G]when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw i[C]n my rear-view mirror
My wif[G]e was a-wrest[C]lin' with a ma[D]d deer [G]

[CHORUS 2]
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Chris[G]tmas
[C]She had fifty pounds [D]over him[G]
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Ch[Em]ristmas [C]
It was no t[G]ime 'til she [D]had him pinne[G]d

[VERSE]
By the time we[G] got home, he was he[D]r pet
That night, he slept on my side of the [G]bed
I had to spend the night out in my [C]truck
But I had so[G]me beer, so I [D]didn't give[C] a... darn [G]

*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*

[VERSE 4]
A couple days[G] later, I made him [D]a deal
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal [G]
I covered his antlers with foil and th[C]en,
I plugged th[G]e T.V. cable i[D]nto his rea[C]r end [G]

[CHORUS 3]
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Chris[G]tmas
[C]Every Sunday, he's up[D] on my r[G]oof
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Ch[Em]ristmas [C]
I get NASCAR a[G]nd the NFL,[D] too. [G]

[CHORUS 4]
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Chris[G]tmas
[C]That dumb deer change[D]d my lif[G]e
It's a R[C]oadki[D]ll Ch[Em]ristmas [C]
Next time, I'l[G]l run over [D]my wife! [G]

Outro: [G] -[C] -[G]