Regretroid chords

There [Bbm]was a bounty hunter in the d[F#]epths of space
And she could [G#]easily combine your stupid [C#]ass with your [Eb]face
Her name was [Bbm]Samus Aran and she would dest[F#]roy Metroids
When she was[G#]n't totally pissed, she was extr[C#]emely ann[Eb]oyed
She stood up [Bbm]to every challenge no matter [F#]how ever demanding
And her c[G#]ourage was amazing and her b[C#]oobies were outs[Eb]tanding
WHAT? [Bbm]Uh, nothing. I was just s[F#]aying that you're brave
Um [G#]okay, hey look over there[C#] . It's Kraid[Eb] !

[Ebm]I'm the strongest dragon that you've [Bbm]ever seen
You're gonna d[G#]ie motherfucker, I take up five screens
I'm gonna s[Ebm]wallow you whole and then you'll[Bbm] go down easy
T[F#]hen you'll be digested and con[G#]verted to feces
[Ebm]I'll take off your helmet, see the [Bbm]fear in your eyes
And your b[G#]eautiful hair and your well-toned thighs
And your [Ebm]pillowy lips and wait, y[Bbm]ou're not a guy
Is that a pr[F#]oblem, you fuck?
Um no, pr[F]epare to die!

K[Bbm]raid was hesitating, but Sam[F#]us was set to fight
She got in[G#]to a battle stance that made her [C#]butt look super t[Eb]ight and Kraid said
[Bbm]No wait, I think there has been a g[F#]igantic mistake
I actual[G#]ly just wanted to give you some d[C#]esserts that I [Eb]baked
But [Bbm]Samus said
What pisses me off m[F#]ost in this world
Is when en[G#]emies get nice when they all find [C#]out I'm a [Eb]girl
So [Bbm]do me a favor and take your c[F#]akes and your pies
And shove them [G#]so far up your ass that they end [C#]up behind your [Eb]eyes

[Ebm]Stop treating me like I'm a [Bbm]sex object
M[G#]other Brain's a woman, but she gets respect
[Ebm]Yeah Kraid, you never talk to[Bbm] me that way
Oh [F#]gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge di[G#]sgusting brain
Get the [Ebm]fuck off my planet; this is [Bbm]your last chance
I'm g[G#]onna go ahead and slide out of my pants
That's it, you're [Ebm]all fucking dead
What, this [Bbm]room feels stuffy
By the [F#]way do you like puppies?
Here's a b[F]asket of puppies

Whoops, killed the puppies