Ray Jessel chords

[INTRO]
[C]I met this girl
[D/F#]She's just great
[F]This girl I just [C]adore.
[D/Gb]The problem is
[C/G]She has much more
[D]Than i had burgeoned [G]for

[VERSE 1]
She's got that s[C]tyle, she's got tha[B]t smile
She's got the wal[Bb]k,she's got th[A]e talk
She's got that X[Dm]ing,there's ju[F/G]st one thing
(Bass Line [C] [Bb] [Ab] [G] )
She's got a PENIS
(Bass Line [C] [Bb] [Ab] [G] )
She's got a PENIS

She's got the flare[C] , knows wha[B]t to wear
She got that fac[Bb]e, that girl [A]has grace,
She's get pizza[Dm]z, too bad[G] she has
(Bass Line [C] [Bb] [Ab] [G] )
A penis
(Bass Line [C] [Bb] [Ab] [G] [C] )
She's got a penis

[CHORUS]

[Dm7]Now, nobody's perfect, I must admit.
[C]Say how many time do all the pieces fit
[D7]She's got it going than more other dolls,
[G]Oops i forgot about the balls.

[VERSE 2]
But she's so hi[C]p, this babe's a t[B]rip
She's “dis[Bb]tange" sheâ?[A] ?™s got “cashae”
[Dm]she’s quite a dame ain’t[G] that a shame
a crime[Bb] th[Bb]atâ[A]€™s Anus
[Dm]those lips th[B/Eb]ose eyes then big[Em] surp[A]rise
[C]that penis

[SOLO]
[C] [B] [Bb] [A] [D/Gb] [Dm] [G]

[F]there’s always some failure always some flaw
[C]Ain’t that what they call murphy’s law,
[D]but male genitalia is where I drew the line,
[G]besides her’s is bigger than mine.

she got clas[C]s, she’s got [B]that sass,
she’s got tha[Bb]t cheek, she’[A]s got mystique
sheâ€[Dm]™s cool she’s hot, s[G]he’s got a lot except amount of venus
[Dm]it’[B/Eb]s a tragedy but w[Em]here th[A]at should be,
(Bass Line [C] [Bb] [Ab] [G] )
She's got a PENIS
(Bass Line [C] [Bb] [Bb] [Bb] [A] )
She's got a PENIS

[Dm]my life?[B/Eb] ?€™s a mess cau[Em]se [A]under that dress she’s got a

[Dm]P-E-N[G] -I-[C]S
[C]YES!