Raccoon chords

[E]Under your porch and up your tree, rac[C#7]coon
more [B7]kids than a catholic family, rac[E6]coon [Baug]
they [E]don't have jobs or worries or cares, rac[C#7]coon
and when the [B7]sun goes down the backyard's theirs, rac[E6]coon [E7]

oh they [A]vivisect cats and e[Gdim]viscerate dogs
they're [E]bold as brass and [C#7]bossy as hogs
they [F#m]made me write this [B]tune
[F#m](whistlin[B]g)
Rac[E6]coon [Baug]

you can [E]scream and stomp and throw a holy fit, rac[C#7]coon
but they'll just [B7]look at you like you're an idiot, rac[E6]coon [Baug]
my [E]cousin tried to stab one with a patio chair, rac[C#7]coon
it went a[B7]way and came back, you know it really didn't care, rac[E6]coon [E7]

is that a [A]motorbike, is that an [Gdim]Uzi going off
no it's a [E]baby raccoon stuck in the [C#7]neigbour's eavestrough
well [F#m]mom and dad will be along [B]soon
[F#m](whistlin[B]g)
Rac[E6]coon [E7]

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]

you can [E]fortify your trashcan with titanium netting, rac[C#7]coon
but in the [B7]morning it'll look like an Australian wedding, rac[E6]coon [Baug]
they're [E]organized and networked and i know they're up to something, rac[C#7]coon
they're forming [B7]lobby groups and going after federal funding, rac[E6]coon [E7]

aah they [A]hold their ground, and they [Gdim]stare you down
because they [E]rule the roost and they [C#7]run this town
[F#m]natures hired [B]goon
no [F#m]use for a knife, fork or [B]spoon
to the [F#m]moon, Rocky, to the [B]moon!

Rac[E]coon[Am] ! [E]