Punkys Dilemma chords

W[Fmaj7]ish I was a K[Gm7]ellogg's Cornflake

[C] Floatin' in my[Fmaj7] bowl takin' movies,

Relaxin' [Gm]awhile,[Fmaj7] livin' in style,

[Bb]Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly pla[Am]ys LA.

[Fmaj7]Casually glancing at his[Gm] tou[Fmaj7]pee.


[Fmaj7] Wish I was an[Gm7] English muffin

[C] 'Bout to make the[Fmaj7] most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself[Gm] down[Fmaj7] , comin' up brown.


[Bb]I prefer boysenberry more than any ordina[Am]ry jam.

I'm a[Fmaj7] "Citizens for Boysenberr[Gm]y Jam[Fmaj7]" fan.

[Bbmaj7]Ah, South C[Fmaj7]alifornia.


If I become a[Gm7] first lieutenant

[C] Would you put my[Fmaj7] photo on your piano?

To Mar[Gm]yjane-[Fmaj7] - Best wishes, Martin.

[Bb](Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the baseme[Am]nt door),

[Fmaj7]Everybody knows what he's

[Bbmaj7]Tippy-toeing down there[Fmaj7] for. [Gm7]