Punkys Dilemma chords

W[Fmaj7]ishxxxx I was a K[Gm7]ellogg'sx Cornflake

[C] xxx Floatin' in my [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx bowl takin' movies,

Relaxin' [Gm] awhile,x [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx livin' in style,

[Bb]Talkin'x to a raisin who 'casionn'ly pla[Am]ysxx LA.

[Fmaj7]Casuallyx glancing at his [Gm] xxxx tou [Fmaj7] pee.xxx


[Fmaj7] xxxxxxx Wish I was an [Gm7] xxxxx English muffin

[C] xxx 'Bout to make the [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself [Gm] xxxx down [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx , comin' up brown.


[Bb]Ixxx prefer boysenberry more than any ordina[Am]ryxx jam.

I'm a [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx "Citizens for Boysenberr[Gm]yxxx Jam[Fmaj7]"xxxxxx fan.

[Bbmaj7]Ah,xxxxx South C[Fmaj7]alifornia.x


If I become a [Gm7] xxxxx first lieutenant

[C] xxx Would you put my [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx photo on your piano?

To Mar [Gm] yjane-x [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx - Best wishes, Martin.

[Bb](Oldx Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the baseme[Am]ntxx door),

[Fmaj7]Everybodyx knows what he's

[Bbmaj7]Tippy-toeingx down there [Fmaj7] xxxxxxx for. [Gm7] xxxxx