Prostitute Song Chords & Lyrics - Misc Cartoons - South Park

[Prolog]

N.C.
Chef: Well, because, children, a prostitute is someone who you could pay for certain services.
Stan: Like what?
Chef: Like keeping you company. Understand?
Stan: No.
Chef: You see, children, sometimes a man needs to be with a woman.
But sometimes, when the lovin' is over, the woman just wants to talk, and talk, and talk, and talk.

[Verse 1 - Chef]

But a pr[D]ostit[D/C#]ute is some[D/B]one who'll [Dsus2]love you
No [G]matter who you [Asus4]are, or what you [D]look like[D/C#] . [D/B] [Dsus2] [G] Ye[Asus4]s, it's true, children.
But [D]that's not [D/C#]why you pay a p[D/B]rostit[Dsus2]ute, no, you [G]don't pay her to [Asus4]stay, you pay her to leav[D]e aft[D/C#]erwar[D/B]ds. [Dsus2]
That's [G]why I praise the [Em7]lord for prosti[Asus4]tutes! Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

[Verse 2 - James Taylor & Chef]

A pr[D]osti[D/C#]tute is like [D/B]any other [Dsus2]woman, they [G]all trade somethin' for [Asus4]sex and they do it [D]well.
And [Em7]that's why [Asus4]I say: Pr[D]ostitutes! Pr[D/C#]ostitutes! They[D/B] --