Ploughing A Troll chords

[VERSE]
There [Dm]once was a farmer from old Flotsam town
Who was N.C.
tired of sowing his seeds on the ground
He N.C.
went for a wander and walked till the dawn
Till a N.C.
wanton old she troll he stumbled upon

[CHORUS]
And a [Dm]hey-ho he's [A]ploughing a [Dm]troll!
The [Dm]gods only know how the [Am]key fits the hole
A[Bb]round in the stinking great [Dm]den they did roll
And a [A]hey-ho he's ploughing a [Dm]troll!

[VERSE]
The [Dm]farmer he knew it was love at first sight
They N.C.
ploughed through the morning and into the night
With N.C.
teeth rotten black and a rank leather hide
This N.C.
hideous creature his bestial bride

[CHORUS]
And a [Dm]hey-ho he's [A]ploughing a [Dm]troll!
The [Dm]gods only know how the [Am]key fits the hole
A [Bb]cavernous cave for his [Dm]puny old pole
And a [A]hey-ho he's ploughing a [Dm]troll!

[VERSE]
After [Dm]time his excitement it started to droop
He N.C.
groaned at her farts and her cold onion soup
The N.C.
troll fixed his eye with a scowl made of stone
And when the N.C.
guards came around all they found were his bones

[CHORUS]
And a [Dm]hey-ho he was [A]ploughing a [Dm]troll!
The [Dm]gods only know how the [Am]key fit the hole
No [Bb]burial mound and no [Dm]rest for his soul
Because [A]hey-ho he was ploughing a [Dm]troll!

[Instrumental] (same as chorus)
[Dm] [A] [Dm]
[Dm] [Am]
[Bb] [Dm]
[A] [Dm]

[CHORUS]
And a [Dm]hey-ho he was [A]ploughing a [Dm]troll!
The [Dm]gods only know how the [Am]key fit the hole
A [Bb]dirty auld tale from the [Dm]bed to the bowl
Because [A]hey-ho he was ploughing a [Dm]troll!

[OUTRO]
[F]Plou[E]ghing[Eb] a [Dm]troll

[F]Plou[E]ghing[Eb] a [Dm]troll

[F]Plou[E]ghing[Eb] a [Dm]troll