Plastic Jesus Chords & Lyrics - Billy Idol

[INTRO]

| C | G | F | C [G] |
| [C] | [G] |

[VERSE 1]

[C]I don't care if it rains or freezes, as [G]long as I got my plastic Jesus
[F]riding on the dashboard of my c[C]ar. [G]
[C]Through my trials and tribulations, a[G]nd my travels through the nations
[F]with my plastic Jesus, I'll go f[C]ar [G]

[VERSE 2]

[C]Ridin down the thoroughfare, [G]with my nose up in the air,
a w[F]reck may be ahead, but he don't mi[C]nd [G]
[C]Trouble comin' he don't see, [G]he just keeps his eye on me
and a[F]ny other thing that lies behi[C]nd [G]

[CHORUS]

[C]With myyyyyyyy, plastic [G]Jesus, [F]Goodbyeeeeee, I[C]'ll go f[G]ar
[C]with myyyyyyyy, plastic [G]Jesus, [F]sitting on the dashboard of my [C]ca[G]r

[VERSE 3]

[C]When I'm in a traffic jam, [G]he don't care if I say damn
[F]I can let, all my curses [C]ro[G]ll
[C]Jesus plastic doesn't hear, [G]cause he has a plastic ear,
the [F]man who invented plastic saved my [C]so[G]ul.

[CHORUS]

[C]With myyyyyyyy, plastic [G]Jesus, [F]Goodbyeeeeee, I[C]'ll go f[G]ar
[C]with myyyyyyyy, plastic [G]Jesus, [F]sitting on the dashboard of my [C]ca[G]r

[BRIDGE]

[Am]And if I weave a[G]round at night, [Am]policeman think I'm [G]very tight,
they n[F]ever find my bottle, though they [C]as[G]k
cause [Am]plastic Jesus [G]shelters me, [Am]for his head comes [G]off you see,
He's [F]hollow and I use him like a [C]fl[G]ask.... [G]uh oh wow [C]wow..

[SOLO]

| C | G | F | C G | x2

[VERSE 4]

[C]I don't care if it's dark or scary, as [G]long as I got Magnetic Mary,
[F]ridin on the dashboard of my [C]ca[G]r
[C]I feel that I'm protected amply, [G]I've got the love of the whole damn family,
[F]riding on the dashboard of my [C]ca[G]r.

[CHORUS]

[C]With myyyyyyyy, plastic [G]Jesus, [F]Goodbyeeeeee, I[C]'ll go f[G]ar
[C]with myyyyyyyy, plastic [G]Jesus, [F]sitting on the dashboard of my [C]ca[G]r

[OUTRO]

[C]When I'm goin' for[G]nicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan
[F]Sittin' on the dashboar[C]d [G]of my car
[C] Women know I'm on the level
[G]Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
[F]Sneerin' from the dashboar[C]d of my car