Pity chords

[Ab] I'll get back in the[Eb7] kitchen
[Ab] I'll wear my hair up for you rea[Eb7]l nice
[Ab]I'll do all these [Eb7]things
But [Ab]one thing will always stay [Eb7]true
[Fm] your messy at[Gm7]titude
will [Fm]never convince a [Gm]woman to [Fm]lay with you [Eb7]

[Eb7]

N.C. Ab
so get real with yourself
you're [Eb7]not the heartbreaker
you [Ab]thought you were destined to[Eb7] be
put your [Ab]feet down, from my [Eb7]table
its called c[Ab]ommon courtes[Eb7]y
IN.C.
doubt you've heard of it
don't test my [Ab]limit or my g[Fm]enerosity
don't stroke my [Gm7]face or these feminine hands
will [Eb7]cut your fingers to bleed
your [Ab]masculinity is so [Eb7]fragile
I could [Ab]break you with a tap
your [Eb7]fragments like

so lets have a dramatic ending glad