Pink Snot Chords & Lyrics - Say Anything

[VERSE 1]
My [Em/G]friend hates needles, but he's [C]not chic[G]ken
[C]Knows all the sta[G]tistics, and his c[Em]hance is [D]slim
[Em/G]Making up excuses just to [C]buy tin [G]foil
e[C]rode all of the meat around his g[G]angly [D]coil
I [Em/G]know a lot of men in [C]hardcore [G]bands
C[C]ollectively [G]funding the Co[Em]lomb[D]ians
[Em/G]Straight-edge guys who turn to [C]weed and [G]beer
Now they [C]all got divorced and they [G]all grow [D]beards

[CHORUS]
Not [C]me, I'm a [Em]pill man[D]
Not [C]me, I'm a [Em]pill man [D]
Not [C]me, it's a [Em]thrill, [B]man
Not [C]me, I [D]like my p[G]ills[C] , [G] [F#m]oh

[G] [C] [G] [C] [G] [Em] [D]

[VERSE 2]
[Em/G]Some say it's a simple and a [C]sterile [G]crutch
A [C]number on the [G]bottle and three [Em]lines of [D]dust
K[Em/G]illing brain cells in [C]incre[G]ments
To [C]reel it all in 'til it [G]all makes s[D]ense
So you [Em/G]like to have a drink knowing [C]you might [G]drown
In the [C]Friday's bar where the [Em]dead go d[D]own
[Em/G]Take opoids or your [C]home-spun [G]meth
[C]Claim that tripping helps you [G]write the[D] best

[CHORUS]
[C]Not me, I'm a [Em]pill m[D]an
Not [C]me, I'm a p[Em]ill ma[D]n
Not [C]me, it's a thrill, man
Not [C]me, I [D]like
Not [C]me, I [D]like
Not [C]me, I [D]like my [G]pills

[Chorus: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]
Not [C]me, I'm a [Em]pill[D] man (The pills, not me)
Not [C]me, I'm a pi[Em]ll m[D]an (You made your choice now)
Not [C]me, I'm a [Em]fill m[D]an (Oh)

Hey, whoa
Not [C]me (You let me be)

Oh, oh
Not [C]me (Won't deal no more)

(Oh)

I'm a pill man

[Outro: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]
Not [C]me (The [Em]pills, not [D]me)
Not [C]me (You m[Em]ade your choice [D]now)