Pigmy John Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs

[VERSE]
There’s this [C]guy behind my Eyes
Of course, he’s [G]not the biggest size
And he’s g[F]iving me advice
Or at [F]least that’s what he tries.
He’s [C]missing his left shoe
And his [G]trousers are all blue
Come to [F]think he looks like you
He tries to [F]tell me what to do

[PRE-CHORUS]
But his [C]words don’t [G]reach my [F]brain
So he [C]screams them [G]out a[F]gain:

[CHORUS]
[C]Hello, I am the [G]Pigmy behind your [F]eyes
[C]You really need to [G]turn this screw clock[F]wise
You for[C]got to lock the [G]door
When you [Em]left your flat be[F]fore
[C]Why won’t you [G]listen to my ad[C]vice?

[VERSE 2]
He says stuff like: [C]Nothing in life is free
Be who[G]ever you wanna be
If you’re [F]sick go drink some tea
After [F]one and two comes three
I’m [C]kidding, but you get the gist
He keeps on [G]talking and I’m pissed
I want to [F]punch him with my fist
But I’m [F]sure I’d hurt my wrist

[PRE-CHORUS]
But his [C]words don’t [G]reach my [F]brain
So he [C]screams them [G]out a[F]gain:

[CHORUS]
[C]Hello, I’m the [G]pigmy behind your [F]eyes
To[C]day you’ve got a [G]meeting with the [F]guys
Your [C]skincare's at its [G]worst
You haven’t paid [Em]bills since the twenty-[F]first
You [C]can’t keep on [G]living behind your [F]lies!

[VERSE]
He’s just [C]always there and screams
That I should [G]go follow my dreams
That I should [F]buy me some new jeans
And I [F]should be eating more greens
And [C]although he’s not wrong
I’m simply [G]tired of pigmy John
Talking [F]to me all day long
And I [F]wish that he’d be gone

*pop*
Silence

[BRIDGE]
My [Em]head now feels so empty, he [F]went without a sound.
But [Em]then I start to realize, I [F]might need him around.
He [Em]might seem rude on first sight, but he [F]means well after all
And I [Em]realize I miss his voice, so I [F]stop one second and call

[CHORUS]
[C]Hello John, I’m [G]missing you I [F]swear
I [C]want you back, can’t [G]find you any[F]where
You’re in[C]spiring me each [G]day
I don’t [Em]want you staying a[F]way
[C]I’m more like my[G]self when you are [C]there

[CHORUS]
[C]Hello, I’ll gladly re[G]turn behind your [F]eyes
[C]Finally, we can [G]stand here as al[F]lies
Your [C]hair is still a [G]mess
And you [Em]don’t know how to [F]dress
But [C]luckily, I’m [G]here to opti[C]mize.