Phone Wallet Keys chords

[INTRO]
[Em] Yeah[Am] , yeah, yeah [G6]
[G6/F#] Here we go again
[Em] Come on [Am]

[VERSE 1]
[G6] I'm headin' out and [G6/F#]all I'm takin' with me is my [Em]phone, wallet, keys
Yeah, [Am]phone, wallet, keys
[G6]Just those three things please, need my [G6/F#]phone, wallet, keys
Got my [Em]credit cards in my wallet
[Am]Got my phone you can call it
[G6]Master lock on my front door
[G6/F#]That's what my motherfuckin' keys are for
My [Em]phone, wallet, keys, yeah, [Am]phone, wallet, keys
[G6]Good things come in threes, need my [G6/F#]phone, wallet, keys

[VERSE 2]
If I'm [Em]goin' to the zoo I need my ([Am]Phone, wallet, keys)
If I'm [G6]gettin' a face tattoo I need my ([G6/F#]Phone, wallet, keys)
If I'm [Em]goin' out to a weddin' (wedding)
If it's [Am]winter time and I'm sleddin'
If I'm [G6]at that daddy daughter dance
My [G6/F#]phone, wallet, keys are in my pants
I'm [Em]goin' on vacation to the [Am]West Indies
And [G6]I don't got no luggage just got [G6/F#]phone, wallet, keys
I [Em]rode on up to the airport
[Am]Lady asked for my passport
G6 N.C.
Fuck, okay

[VERSE 3]
Guess I need my [Em]phone, wallet, passport, keys
[Am]Phone, wallet, passport, keys
[G6]Now I need four things, bitch please
[G6/F#]Phone, wallet, passport, keys
I'm [Em]finally on the plane I'm ridin' [Am]Delta, Delta
The [G6]lady farted next to me I [G6/F#]smelt her, I smelt her
We [Em]went up 30 thousand feet
[Am]I reclined my fuckin' seat
'[G6]Bout to watch a movie, stop
[G6/F#]I forgot my laptop
N.C.
Motherfucker, damnit

[VERSE 4]
Now I need my laptop, [Em]phone, wallet, passport, keys
[Am]Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
[G6]Too much shit that's five fuckin' things
[G6/F#]Laptop, phone, wallet, passport, keys
I'm [Em]swingin' my shit all over the place I'm [Am]hurtin' ya, I'm hurtin' ya
I'm [G6]caryin' so much shit I got a [G6/F#]hernia, a hernia
[Em]No place to put it, what should I do?
[Am]Probably should take my iPad too
[G6]What the fuck else did I forget?
(N.C.
Sandman you need tons of shit)

[BRIDGE]
My [Em]tick tacs, my back pack
My [Am]Zippo lighter, my charge pack
My [G6]sun glasses, my hairspray
My [G6/F#]headphones (Them Beats by Dre)
My [Em]notebook, my GoPro
My [Am]vape pen, my crossbow
My [G6]toothpick, my pocketknife
Oh [G6/F#]fuck, I forgot my wife

[CHORUS]
([Em]Phone, wallet, keys) God damn
([Am]Phone, wallet, keys)
It [G6]used to be so easy
With my [G6/F#]phone, my wallet, and my keysy
Shit ([Em]Phone, wallet, keys) yeah
([Am]Phone, wallet, keys)
It [G6]used to be a breezy
With my [G6/F#]phone, my wallet, and my keysy

[VERSE 5]
My [Em]pockets got so heavy now [Am]I'm crampin, I'm crampin'
Each [G6]time I leave my house it's like I'm [G6/F#]campin', I'm campin'
I'm [Em]miserable just standin' around I'm [Am]like a walkin' lost and found
You [G6]know I'd rather stay at home where [G6/F#]all I need's my fuckin' phone
([Em]Phone, phone, phone) yeah
([Am]Phone, phone, phone)
Much [G6]happier at home, just [G6/F#]playin' with my phone
([Em]Phone, phone, phone) yeah
([Am]Phone, phone, phone)
Yeah, [G6]I'll just stay at home and [G6/F#]fiddle with my phone on the toilet