Penis Song chords

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[D7]Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis [G]
[A7]Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong [D] [D7]
[D7]It's swell to have a stiffy
It's [G]divine to [G7]own a [E7]dick
From the [A7]tiniest little tadger
To the [D]world's [A7]biggest [D]prick

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So [D7]three cheers for your willy or John Thomas[G]
[A7]Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake[D] [A7] [D]
Your [D7]piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your [G]Percy [G7]or your [E7]cock
You can [A7]wrap it up in ribbons
You can [D]slip it [A7]in your [D]sock
But don't [C]take it out in [C#dim7]public
Or they will [G]stick you [B7]in the [E7]dock
And you [A7]won't [D7]come [G]back [D7] [G]

OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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