One Sheet At A Time chords

[INTRO]
(Credits to Johnny Cash)

[VERSE 1]
[G]Well, I left home at five forty nine
[C]An' went down to Costco to stand in line
[G]The first hour they had the [D]stock truck rollin in to b[G]uy

[VERSE 2]
[G]Well that line went all the way around in back
[C]And even thought this virus don’t make you splat
[G]I knew I’d need it to assist in my impending [D]poo,

[VERSE 3]

There were 750 rolls to unpack, and

Boy, was I happy to see that, Till I realized

In that line, I was number 759

[VERSE 4]

Well I squeezed real tight And held my breath

I knew I was in trouble, cause I starten to get

That ol prairie doggin feeling, in my behind

[CHORUS]
[G]But Now I’m wiping it one piece at a time
[C]And that paper’s there’s as thin than a dime
[G]I gotta take care my fingers don”t slip right t[D]hrough

[G]I’m wiping one sheet at a time
[C]I don’t wanna go back and stand in line
[G]Just waiting it out till my [D]next poo’s d[G]ue

[VERSE 5]

Well I got home just in time

With that one last lonely roll of mine

I gonna have to start skippin the beer, chili and wine

[VERSE 6]

And when I get back in that line

I gotta find out how to get me some of that,

Charmin quilted double layer extra fine

[CHORUS]

But Now I’m wiping it one piece at a time
And that paper’s there’s as thin than a dime
I gotta take care or my fingers don’t slip right through

I’m wiping one sheet at a time
I don’t wanna go back and stand in line
But I’m waiting here cause it’s Corona time

Here we go

I’m wiping one piece at a time
Cause it’s the only roll that crowd left behind
Gonna have to make do without a roll or two

I’m wiping one sheet at a time
I ain’t gonna go back and stand in that line
I’ll just wait it out, with a Corona and lime

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One for All and All for One

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