Odie Got A Hot Tub chords

[VERSE 1]
[G]Odie got a hot tub sitting out on his deck
T[G]hirty-six easy payments and a rebate check
Rel[F]axes the back, massages the neck
The s[N.C.]alesman said Odie, it's better than sex
[N.C.]So Odie got a h[G]ot tub

[VERSE 2]
[G]Ruby works down at the local salon
[G]Highly trained technician turning brunettes blonde
[F]Standing in that girdle all day long
[N.C.]Can't wait to take it off and put a hot tub on
Well, O[G]die got a hot tub

[BRIDGE]
He said sl[C]ide it over Ruby, and give me a kiss
It ju[G]st don't get any better than this
O[D]ne man's bass boat is another man's yacht
[G]I'm quite happy with the st[C]uff I got
Oooh, I'm in a [G]hot tub

[C] [G]

[VERSE 3]
N[G]ow Odie and Ruby got lots of new friends
[G]They don't even knock they just hop right in
S[F]peedos, thongs, all the latest trends
[N.C.]Waterproof cards, they can even play gin
O[G]die got a hot tub

[VERSE 4]
[G]Plastic cups stacked on a tiki bar
[G]Mai tais chillin' in a mason jar
[F]Odie's lyin' back and countin' the stars
[N.C.]And Ruby's lightin' up two dollar cigars
Od[G]ie got a hot tub

[BRIDGE]
He said sl[C]ide it over Ruby, and give me a kiss
It ju[G]st don't get any better than this
O[D]ne man's bass boat is another man's yacht
[G]I'm quite happy with the st[C]uff I got
Oooh, I'm in a [G]hot tub

[VERSE 5]
[N.C.]Colored lights strung across the patio
[N.C.]Lynard Skynard blarin' on the radio
[N.C.]Steam risin' up with an eerie glow
[N.C.]Tell-tall tippy toe footprints in the snow