Not Evil chords

[INTRO]
[Bm] | [D] [Bm] |

[VERSE 1]
[Bm]Hello friends, my name is Queen Whatevra Wannabe

Don’t worry, I’m totally not one of those evil queens
You’ve [G]read about in fairy tales or [D]seen in the[F#] movies
And there’s [Bm]no reason at all to be sus[G]picious [F#]of [Bm]me

(not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) x2

Wildstyle: I’m not gonna lie it’s actually very
suspicious you’re leading with this

[Bm]I’m so not a villain, I have no evil plans

No ulterior motives, just wanna help where I can
I wanna [G]shower you with gifts because I’m [D]selfless and s[F#]weet
So there’s [Bm]no reason at all to be sus[G]picious [F#]of….

[CHORUS 1]
[G]Queen Whatevra [Bm]Wannabe, the [D]least evil queen in [A]history,
And [G]if you do not [Bm]believe me, I total[D]ly won’t imprison your [A]family
‘Cause that’d be [G]evil, and that’s [F#]so… not m[Bm]e

(not evil, not evil, no, I’m the least evil person I know) x2
Wildstyle: Really, because I’m getting super-evil vibes here

[VERSE 2]
[Bm]Benny do you like spaceships? Because I think they are great.

Benny: How’d you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait
Well [G]now my good friend you can build the [D]spaceship of your [F#]dreams
On your [G]very own planet with your own [D]spaceship building [F#]scene

Wildstyle: C[G]ome on! Do not fall for this [D] [F#]
Benny: *gasp* Wildstyle, haven’t you heard?!
There’s [Bm]no reason at all to be susp[G]icious [F#]of… h[Bm]er

(not evil, not evil, no, the least evil person I know) x2
Wildstyle: Yeah I know she keeps saying that, but she’s clearly
an evil queen
Metalbeard: Yarr, well, I’m not buying it!

[Bm]Metalbeard a pirate without a ship that’s so cruel

It’s like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool
[G] I’ve [D]got a surprise for [F#]you
Wildstyle: Even her metaphors are suspicious
A [G]planet that’s really a pirate ship and the [D]population your [F#]crew

Metalbeard: Her story checks out, she’s [Bm]cool, not evil

Unikitty: What about me?

Unikitty, what’s the most glitter you can imagine? Times that by infinity!
Unikitty: A lot! Wohoo!

And [G]batman! [D] [F#]
Batman: Don’t even try it, lady, I don’t need anything

Oh I [G]know that’s why I’m going to give you [D]half of [F#]everything

[Bm] "Everything” everything!
Batman: Uhh, like "everything” everything?

Batman: She’s rad, this chick gets me.

[Bm]Here are some other adjectives people use to describe me:

Un-duplicitous, un-malicious, un-conniving, un-nasty

Who me?
Wildstyle: You’re probably just adding un to words that describe you

[CHORUS 2]
I’m [G]Queen Whatevra [Bm]Wannabe, I never [D]trick people into [A]trusting me
By h[G]iding my true perso[Bm]nality, so I can [D]use it to accomplish my [A]evil deeds
‘Cause that be [G]evil, and that’s [F#]so… not me

[BRIDGE]
I [G]never cheat, I never bribe, I [A]never scheme, I never lie
And that [Bm]wasn’t a lie what I said just now, that I [D]never lie, cause I never lie
And I [G]never laugh when children cry and I [A]never poison ene-mies of mine
And I [Bm]never cry when I’m alone at night, ‘cause [D]I’m not sad, I love my life!
I’m [G]getting of track, let me get back to the [F#]point I was making...

[CHORUS 3]
I’m [G]Queen Whatevra [Bm]Wannabe, the [D]most least evil person you’ll [A]ever meet,
And [G]if you make eye con[Bm]tact with me,
I total[D]ly won’t have you executed [A]immediately
‘Cause that be [G]evil (evil), evil (evil), evil, and that’s [F#]so… not mN.C.
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