Negative Nancy chords

[INTRO]
[Am] [G] [Am] [F] [E] [C] [G] [Am] [G]
[Am] [G] [Am] [F] [E] [C]

[VERSE 1]
I won't [Am]tell you how it is, she won't tell you how it goes
I will [Am]bring you up to tears, she won't hit you with the blows
Life is [Am]better now this way, truth by night, life by the day
Hello [G]modern superman, I got [F]millions of your fans
No one [Am]tells me how to live, I got places now to be
Secret [Am]service of a man, take no prisoners you see
Jumping [Am]straight right into crowds, telling people how to be
Holding [G]nothing little back from the [F]big black cherry tree
Yeah [G]hey, ye[F]ah ohh, yeah [G]hey

[CHORUS]
[Am]Friends all [G]call me [F]nega[E]tive
[Am]Maybe [G]I'm a [F]pessi[E]mist
[Am]'Cause of [G]you I'm [F]always [E]late
[F]Gonna miss my nail ap[G]pointment
[Am]Daddy [G]called me [F]Nancy [E]boy
[Am]Never [G]let me p[F]lay with [E]toys
[Am]'Cause of [G]him I'm [F]always [E]late
[F]Gonna miss my hair appointment[Am]

[VERSE 2]
She will [Am]tell you where to go, looking straight right through the lie
She will [Am]fall into the trap, taking shots with all the guys
Screaming [Am]hard, her tongue it stings, waiting for her phone to ring
Posi[G]tive all days are ruined, stealing [F]tracks to weave and glue-in
Every[Am]one around her sucks, table top for just two bucks
Washing [Am]through the ugly stains, wishing that her trick would stay
Falling [Am]into all the crowds, hearing everything they say
Zipping [G]up, her mouth is shut, feeling [F]like the end of days
Yeah [G]yeah, yeah [F]hey, yeah [G]hey

[CHORUS]
[Am]Friends all [G]call me [F]nega[E]tive
[Am]Maybe [G]I'm a [F]pessi[E]mist
[Am]'Cause of [G]you I'm [F]always [E]late
[F]Gonna miss my nail ap[G]pointment
[Am]Daddy [G]called me [F]Nancy [E]boy
[Am]Never [G]let me [F]play with [E]toys
[Am]'Cause of [G]him I'm [F]always [E]late
[F]Gonna miss my hair appointment[Am]

[BRIDGE]
[Am]Every[G]thing's because of [G]yo[E]u
[Am]Thanks I'm [G]late be[E]cause
[Am]All my [G]problems came from [G]yo[E]u
[Am]Thanks I'm [G]late be[E]cause
[Am]My hair's [G]shit because of [G]yo[E]u
[Am]Thanks I'm [G]late be[E]cause
[Am]My nail's [G]shit because of [G]yo[E]u
[Am]Thanks I'm [G]late be[E]cause

[INSTRUMENTAL]
[Am] [G] [F]
[A] [Asus4] [Am] [F] [Dm]
[A] [Asus4] [Am] [C] [D] [Dm]
Yeah [G]yeah, yeah [Am]hey, [C]yeah


[CHORUS]
[Am]Friends all [G]call me [F]nega[E]tive
[Am]Maybe [G]I'm a [F]pessi[E]mist
[Am]'Cause of [G]you I'm [F]always [E]late
[F]Gonna miss my nail ap[G]pointment
[Am]Daddy [G]called me [F]Nancy [E]boy
[Am]Never [G]let me [F]play with [E]toys
[Am]'Cause of [G]him I'm [F]always [E]late
[Am]Gonna miss my [G]hair [F]appoint[E]ment
[Am]Gonna miss my [G]hair [F]appointm[C]ent