Naughty Sailors Alphabet chords

[G]A is for [G]arsehole all[C] covered in ha[G]ir
[D]B is for [D]blowjob after[C] which we don't [G]care
[G]C is for [D]cunt which [C]doth glisten and pon[G]g
[G]D's diarrhea[G] , that's s[D]hit all gone wr[G]ong

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[G]Merrily, [G]merrily, [C]so merry sail [G]we
[D]No mortal o[D]n Earth Lik[C]e a sailor at [G]sea
[G]Heave away, [D]haul away, [C]the ship roles al[G]ong
[G]Give a sailo[G]r his gobble [D]and there's fuck all goes [G]wrong

E is for eunuch with only one ball
F's the poor fucker that's got none at all
G is for gobble which we've already had
H is for the handfull which can't be that bad

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I is for incest, that's fucking your mum
J is for jobfull, that's one up the arm
K is for knickers all torn up and stamped on
L is for locked up with clamps on my Hampton

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M is for morals, we hope you have none
N's for the nasty that belongs to the nun
O is for orifice, that's long for a whole
P is for penis, that's prick to a prole

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Q is for question that says do you fuck?
R is the answer like hard fucking luck!
S is for shit, what a foul fucking lot!
T's tits and turds, and tossers, and twots!

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U is for uniform, preferably school
V's for vagina, that's cunt only cool
W's for wanking, that's caning our cocks
X is the experiment of fucking your socks

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Y is for y-fronts all skid marked and grimy
Z is for zollocks, it's wrong but it's rhymy
There's butter and cheese and bread on the shelf
If you want anymore then go fuck yourself!