My Pal Alcohol chords

[E]Now I've been drinkin' since I was four
[A]Ain't had enough and I still want more
[E]Fill 'em up again place the glasses i[B]n a row
[E]I've been in the horrors and started to shake
[A]But good hard liquor is what I take
[E]And my pal alcohol I [B]love you so

[A]When I'm far away from home
[E]And there's no pub I brew my own
[A]Out of vegetables or anything [B]that grows
[E]I drink it till my eyes bulge out
[A]Then I scream and rave and shout
[E]'Cause my pal alcohol I l[B]ove you so

[A]I've a lot of good reasons for drinkin'
[E]And one has just entered my head
[A]If you don't have a charge while you're livin'
[B]You've got no flamin' chance when you're dead
[E]Oh I don't care what people think
[A]It's a well known fact I'll die from drink
[E]'Cause my pal alcohol I lo[B]ve you so

[A]I've very fine physicians
[E]They've guarded me since my youth
[A]One doctors name is Toohey
[B]The other ones name is Tooth
[E]I've seen my whiskers curl and singe
[A]When I get through from a weekend binge
[E]'Cause my pal alcohol I lo[B]ve you so

[A]When I'm far away from home
[E]And there's no pub I brew my own
[A]Out of vegetables or anything that[B] grows
[E]I drink it till my eyes bulge out
[A]Then I scream and rave and shout
[E]'Cause my pal alcohol I[B] love you so

[A]Oh I hear there's a drink called water
[E]It may appeal to some blokes
[A]But to me I think it's unhealthy
[B]See what it does to the bottoms of boats
[E]This song's about to end I think
[A]So I must go for another drink
[E]'Cause my pal alcohol I love [B]you so