My Girlfriend Left Me For Vader And The Dark Side Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - Charlie Hodgson

Capo 2

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When I [G]first saw you, couldn't be[D]lieve what my eyes see
[Em]Met and fell in love in the Can[C]tina in Mos Eisly
[G]Couldn't get enough of all the [D]things that you do
It was j[Em]ust you and me and my h[C]omey, Artoo

[G]Once upon a time you baked me [D]Bantha-shaped cookies
Looking a[Em]t the moons of Endor, calling [C]you my little Wookie
Now that a[G]ll seems long ago and [D]far, far away
'Cause I saw y[Em]ou and Darth holding h[C]ands in the hangar bay

[Em]Then I saw you buy him an orange soda
[C]As envy turned me greener than my main man, Yoda
[Em]You and I once had a Rebel Alliance
[C]But you left me for a dude who looks like an appliance

[G]Do you remember [D]you and me
[Em]Talking about the [C]galaxy
And w[G]hat moon we would [D]land on to[C]night?
[G]You said you'd c[D]all me later
[Em]Then I saw you [C]with Darth Vader
[G]I'm no Jedi, [D]but this can't be [C]right
And I [D]think you're turning to the [C]Dark Side, aye aye

Told my [G]friends the force is s[D]trong with this one
[Em]Left me for the dark side, [C]man do I feel dumb
[G]Found out later Lord V[D]ader's quite a player
[Em]Got her with the pick-up line, "I w[C]anna Princess Lay Ya"
[G]They say once you go black, you [D]never go back
He's j[Em]ust using her to get his [C]helmet waxed
Took [G]less than 12 parsecs to k[D]ick me to the curb and
I g[Em]otta say I find your lack of f[D]aith disturbing

[Em]Tried to get her back at any credit cost
[C]Even had her tracked by the bounty hunter, Bossk
[Em]Now all I want to do is be through
[C]And forget about that @#!$ - You said it, Artoo

[G]Do you remember [D]you and me
[Em]Talking about the [C]galaxy
And w[G]hat moon we would [D]land on to[C]night?
[G]You said you'd c[D]all me later
[Em]Then I saw you [C]with Darth Vader
[G]I'm no Jedi, [D]but this can't be [C]right
And I [D]think you're turning to the [C]Dark Side, aye aye

[Em] [D] [C] [D]

Who shot f[Em]irst? She always chose Greedo
[D]Blew my heart up with proton torpedo
[C]Like the Death Star, I fell apart when she said
[D]She likes her lightsabers much bigger and red
[Em]I thought I had the charm and the wit of Han Solo
[D]Now it looks like I'm flying with my hand solo
[C]Vader's package must be bigger than and AT-AT's
[D]Always said mine looked like an Ewok baby's

But it's not true, ladies

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My [G]girlfriend [D]left me for V[Em]ader and the [C]Dark Side

My [G]girlfriend [D]left me for V[Em]ader and the [C]Dark Side

Y[G]eah, she l[D]eft me for [Em]Vader and the [C]Dark Side

My [G]girlfriend [D]left me for V[Em]ader and the [C]Dark Side

At [D]least it wasn't for a [C]Wookie...yeah yeah y[G]eah