My Furry Valentine chords

[Eb]It’s a day of hugs and snuggles, [Bb]
[Gm]A time to spend your loving seeds [Dm]
[Eb]It’s a rolling, growing pink snowbal[B]l of stress that no one needs [Eb] [Cm]
[Dm]It’s unhealthy expectations, [Eb]
And opportunity to i[Dm]mpress
It’s a yea[Eb]rly grim reminder that your lifes a fucked up mess! [Ab] [F] [F]
It’s a dark[Bb] and lurid history, [Eb]
Of dev[Bb]iant pagan kicks [Eb]
It’s out[Dm]rageously expensive, [Eb]
Just stay home an[B]d watch the Knicks! [B]
It’s a big [Cm]fat middle finger, [Dm]
To thos[Eb]e who are all alone [Dm]
Whether sick or t[Cm]ired or u[Dm]ninspired,[Eb]
You stil[Ab]l gotta bring the bone! [F]
It’s a clus[Gb]ter fuck of passions
An emoti[Fm]onal tour de force [Gb]
[Gb]It’s a cuddly little cupid… [Ab]
With the cock of a[Fm] full grown horse! [F]

[Eb]Valentines! St Valentine[F] ,
Gotta make [Bb]it through y[Am]our day! [Gm]
Of cand[Cm]y hearts and chocolate shart[F]s,
And every bullshit lo[Dm]ve clich[Bb]é. [Gm] [F]
The hard[Eb] on’s and the heartaches, [F]
The pres[D]sure pain and fear! [Gm]
[Cm]Valentines day!...[F]
[F]Got to survive you another year [Bb]

[Gm]What does having a girl hormone [Cm]monster mean? [Gm]
How long can I be a fuck m[Cm]achine? [Bb]
[Bb]Why is there never any one for me?
WHAT IF THE KNICKS AREN’[C]T ON TV!? [F]

[Eb]Valentines! St Valentine[F] ,
Your day i[D7]s fucking ASININE! [Gm]
But I swea[Cm]r by God I’m [F]
GONNA MAKE IT [Bb]THROUGH! [F] [Bb]