Motherfucker chords

Intro: [G] [D] [Am] X4

Tuesda[G]y morning I got u[D]p and thought well [Am]
today [G]will be the day t[D]hat I check myself I h[Am]ad
my che[G]cklist ready even[D] skipped my cup of coff[Am]ee
cause [G]I had to do all t[D]he above [Am]
see now[G] point one telep[D]hone bill, [Am]
two I [G]need insurance, [D] [Am]
three [G]I need a [D]job [Am]
point [G]four I n[D]eed t[Am]o hurry
up cau[G]se the c[D]lock doesn't run on sympat[Am]hy
on the[G] contrary man he's [D]like grinning at[Am] me
So I ope[G]ned up the bill and wha[D]t do I see [Am]
Three fa[G]t printed digits smilin[D]g at me, [Am]
hihi, oh[G] my God now I'm all shoo[D]k up [Am]
I'm on t[G]he phone asking th[D]em if they misplac[Am]ed the dot,
no[G]t' oooh I gotta [D]go now Miss [Am]
S[G]he's [D]like[Am] ; wait a minute man aren't you
gonna pay for this,
[G]right
So [D]she puts[Am] me on some monthly-pay arrangements

Have a lovely day! Yeah whatever
I g[G]ot no job (it's a mfucker)
[D]No money (it's a mfucker)
[Am]I got nothing (it's a mfucker)
[C]Well we need to survive this life my brother [G]
[G]Having no hopes (it's a mfucker)
[D]Without dreams (it's a mfucker)
[Am]So it seems (it's a mfucker)
[C]We need to take care of one another

Have fun!